Mars Maltesers Reviews

I was given a beautiful basket or flowers last week from Alec and Kate I was going to put the bag in the bin when I heard the rattle. When I looked in it was a large box of Maltesers, one of my favourite sweets. I think it’s one of my favourites as the are supposed to have a less fattening centre lol .I enjoy them more when I know ...  Read the complete review

Ah The Humble Maltesers. The thing I used to bung in with my families presents thinking I had done well giving them a box of chocolates, when in fact this was the cheapest way to boost someones present. I thought I had doen good though. Maltesers have been available for as long as I can remember. They are made by Mars. Little ball shaped ...  Read the complete review

Well it's been a while since I sucked one. You have to admit that there's nothing better than pursing those lips and feeling that sloppy substance slipping down the back of your throat. Now, at this point and knowing the reprobates on Dooyoo, there'll be a certain amount of sniggering behind hands or shifting uncomfortably from foot to ...  Read the complete review

Read this op and I shall read one of yours - I promise! Now to the op: Have you seen the adverts for this chocolate? The one where a man picks one of these up with a straw and feeds his girlfriend whilst they are both lying down? Or the one where 2 friends are in a car and the passenger says to go right so that the maltesers go into her ...  Read the complete review

Over on Ciao this annoying twat, sorry, charming bloke "theediscerning" challenged people to write ops in rhyme. Seeing how well the A-Z is going down over here at the moment, I thought I'd post this here too in case anyone's interested. There once was a baby with colic, Whose mother, a known chocoholic, ...  Read the complete review

Malteasers are little honeycomb biscuity balls covered in chocolate (although if you?ve never had one I don?t know where you?ve been living). They come in a variety of size bags and boxes from snack size to monster bucket (for chocoholics or to share). They are, as they say, the lighter way to enjoy chocolate. If you are health conscious ...  Read the complete review

Who remembers the advertising campaign for Maltesers that identified them as 'The sweet with the less fattening centre'? I always did think that it was all well and good to have a less fattening centre but when the outside is chocolate; it's not going to be right good for your diet now is it? You can hardly eat the centre ...  Read the complete review

Chocolates come and go, like most consumer products their life-span is determined by the whims and trends of a fickle public. It takes a special taste to endure, something which would earn the title "classic" in the true sense of the World, somehow standing above fashion and change. Maltesers have been around since 1936, ...  Read the complete review

There are so many different chocolates on the market nowadays that many of them look and taste pretty much the same. However, one chocolate that manages to remain totally unique and uncopied is the Malteser... Made by Mars, the same company that brought you the, er, Mars Bar, Maltesers are round balls about an inch and a half in ...  Read the complete review