Tasty chocolate, i believe, is quite rare (Marabou Chocolate)

Member Name: Jemmanic

Product:	Marabou Chocolate
Date:	14/03/01 (98 review reads)
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Advantages: Mmmmmmm chocolate mmmmmmmm

Disadvantages: erm, its not free?

Mmmmmmmm Mmmmmmm Mmmmmmm Mmmmmmm anyway, this chocolate is sooooooooooooo tasty it does something that other chocolate fails to achieve. It is not only creamy, crumbly, smooth, yummy and damn right heaven, but it has nuts with no sodden pieces of raison - hurrah! My Dad works on an oil rig and as a special treat for when he came home every 2 weeks, he bought a huge slab of this baby back. I cant walk past it in the shops without feeling a shudder or shiver. It is a much higher standard chocolate than yacky Nestle or Cadbury's. You close your eyes when eating this for no reason at all. I can just imagine a whole river made of the stuff like in Charlie and the Chocolate factory mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Lads may want to stop reading now because, yes, i am going onto the benefits of this chocolate for when girls have their little friend at that horrific time in the monthly cycle. What happens is, we feel like shit with pains and depression and then things like crisps, Mc Donalds and chocolate come along and we immediately cheer up! Its as simple as that. But for that extra touch of class and delicacy, this chocolate trully is a marval, the packaging alone is so exciting that your little friend is forgotten about within seconds. I wonder what it tastes like when its melted, mmmmm mmmmmmmmm mmmmmm sorry, a little side tracked there.
If this chocolate was a man or woman, adultery wouldnt exist. You would never stray to another chocolate or happy-enhancer when you have given this little gem a try. The pure smell when you peel back the wrapper and scrape your finger nail along the smooth back of the slab of sexy silk. The only problem is, and it is very minor, is that it is quite hard to break into pieces. Oh well. I think the most marvellous thing is that it will last ages coz one piece is enough to make you happy, although there may be a danger of addiction and a craving for more resulting in obesity and an extremely brown mouth. Try it, but you have been warned.

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