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Missing you already (Marmite)

Trishajs

Member Name: Trishajs

Product:

Marmite

Date: 04/07/09 (15 review reads)
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Advantages: A healthy spread

Disadvantages: None for you- LOADS for me

Marmite is a savoury, vegetarian and vegan product made from yeast and is a brown, verging on black paste. It comes in jars graduating from small to large and recently they have introduced squeezy tubes. When staying in a hotel, you will find small portion pots . Those who like it are different, in the volume they like- some like it thinly spread others like a very thick layer- you have to find your own taste point. It is in my opinion an excellent value product.

Marmite is famous as being loved or hated- with me it's just entered a whole new genre- I absolutely love it- but it hates me, as I have recently become yeast intolerant-so this ode is a farewell ode to Marmite.

Would that my allergy was only quite mild,
but alas, it's adieu to the friend I've known since a child.
Tiny Marmite soldiers consumed whilst in my highchair
To a cooking ingredient used with such flair.
I have put you in soup and gravies galore.
Can I bear to have toast now you are no more?
Added a portion to my cheese spread on toast
But just on bread and butter - that's when I'll miss you the most.
May the people who now read this review
Take it in their heart to start to love you.
So, so long and farewell, it's been such a pleasure,
You are not just a food- but a national treasure.

Summary: Not just a spread, but also a versatile taste addition

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Last comments:
keeperofthematri

- 04/07/09

Hate the marmite, but the ode is good.
OhLala-17

- 04/07/09

I hate Marmite! But good review and poem!
freeandsingle

- 04/07/09

I love marmite and your poem was good too.

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