Why Mars bars are from hell (Mars Bar)

Member Name: neillus182

Product:	Mars Bar
Date:	26/02/09 (80 review reads)
Rating:

Advantages: Can be picked apart

Disadvantages: Sickly, bad for you, and they conspire to bring down the NHS

I know this might cause some heated debate, but i'm going to say it anyway and i'm sorry.
I truly hate Mars Bars!
yes, i know that this is a harsh, somewhat overly aggressive stance, but their incredibly sickly blend of nougat and soft toffee and chocolate make me feel sick, and have done since i can remember. Des anyone else find them imposible to enjoy?

There is i guess a little good side to them, which is if you are a strange OCD picky eater such as myself, it is really fun to bite the chocolate off the outside, and work your way messily on from there, but apart from that there is very little going for them. If it was between listening to a Victoria Beckham CD, and eating a Mars Bar, i'd pick the CD, as atleast it would only make me FEEL sick :)

I think the worst part of them though, is that they leave a sensation on your teeth afterwards which feels like they are being rotted away, as there is a sweet nip in the top of your gums. Until their put up there with various class B drugs, i'm going to dissaprove of them anyway.....

So, in conclusion, i can simply say that Mars are in secret talks with private dentists, and moneys being made....
lol

Summary: They're evil, simply