God is a toffee crisp (Nestle Toffee Crisp)

Member Name: Finbar O. Condon

Product:	Nestle Toffee Crisp
Date:	02/09/05 (91 review reads)
Rating:

Advantages: A variety of taste sensations tells my tummy that the good times are a-comin

Disadvantages: For some reason this confectionary inspires jealousy among those who are used to other choco bars

Finbar: I wonder what bar I'll have with my cup of tea today? Recommend anything?

Silly female colleague: Why not try a M*ro?

F: Are you serious? What about a Toffee Crisp, I haven't had one in quite some time but my memories are fond...

SFC: No, they're so eighties, how about a T*rkish delight?

F: No feckin way - a toffee crisp is full of cruncy craziness, its texture never lets you take the next bite for granted. Here look at my face as I eat this one..

SFC: Oh my God, what's happening?

F: That's pure pleasure princess. You should try it sometime.

SFC: Wow

F: Damn right

Summary: Combines the innocence of a rice crispy bun with the dirty raw energy of a techn- techno party