Drying & Branding (Charles Worthington's Performance Dryer)

Member Name: sayaad

Product:	Charles Worthington's Performance Dryer
Date:	16/02/04 (1069 review reads)
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Advantages: Dries quickly, Warm air, Good for branding

Disadvantages: None

As many of you are well aware from reading my previous reviews, I am a very hairy fella. I have a thick head of hair, a hairy beast-like face, a hairy chest with thick hairs covering my ample man boobs, a hairy rotund stomach, a hairy back that is as thick as a forest of pine trees, a hairy and itchy crotch, hairy yet oh so soft buttocks, hairy legs and even hairy somewhat furry toes.

I do get full body wax treatments in order to try and make myself less hairy. However, my hair grows back quite quickly. When I come out of the shower in the morning, my entire body is covered with soaking wet hair that weighs down on my body and makes me look like a wet, wooly, wild man of the mountain. Thus, it is important for me to use a hair dryer in order to dry myself off.

I should point out that I did not always use a hair dryer. I used to just put on my underpants and bra, head outside and run around my home while flogging myself with a towel and singing Madonna's "Like A Virgin" for about 30 minutes until I was air-dried. Unfortunately, the neighbours did not approve of this drying method. They did not enjoy the sight of me in just my underpants and bra running around the home while beating myself and singing.

Now that I am using a hair dryer, I use this very nice one by Charles Worthington. I purchased it for about £20 from Boots. It has 1800 Watts of drying power that one can increase to 2000 Watts in turbo for faster drying.

The hot air emitted from this hair dryer is quite warm and soothing like a llama's breath on a cold winter night. I move the hair dryer in a circular motion about my person so that each strand of my hair can feel the fullness of the hot air. As the water evaporates from my body, my hair stands on end and no longer clings to my skin. This feels especially pleasing as 
3; move it over my crotch and buttocks where my wet hair clings tightly and makes things most uncomfortable for me. Overall, it takes approximately 30 minutes for me to completely dry myself, which I think is a reasonable length of time considering the hairiness of my body.

In addition to using this hair dryer for drying my wet body, my friend Jung and I use this hair drying to brand ourselves. I find branding to be much more exciting and interesting than typical piercings and tatoos (although I have those as well). This is because fewer people are into branding and there is an element of danger from burning yourself to branding that I like.

First, I should point out that one should shave the area that you intend to brand before you begin. I once made the mistake of not completely shaving an area before branding myself and I set some of my hairs on fire. This was a most unpleasant experience to feel your hairs and flesh on fire and the smell was not too kind either.

Also, since you are breaking your skin when branding it is important to clean your skin prior to the branding to prevent infection and also to keep it sterile afterwards. I would recommend using iodine for alcohol alone will not completely sterilize the skin.

Now, onto the actual branding! Jung is a masterful artisan and is able to create some incredibly unique designs. He takes paperclips and twists them into various shapes and can make the most beautiful of images. A few weeks ago, I told Jung that I wanted to brand a famous landmark onto my body. Just yesterday, Jung rang me up and told me that he had my request ready for me. Jung came over to my home yesterday afternoon and he showed me his creation - a very intricate design of Tower Bridge. I was amazed by its beauty and I knew exactly where I wanted it on my body.

Jung and
I went up into my bedroom. I dropped my trousers and laid face down on my bed and told Jung to brand the image of Tower Bridge across my buttocks so that it spanned the gap between my bum's cheeks.

Jung took out an electric razor and shaved my buttocks of its hair. Next, he cleaned my skin with iodine. He then took his Tower Bridge paperclip design and taped it to my buttocks. Next, he took my Charles Worthington hair dryer and turned it on. He then pressed the hot hair dryer against the paperclips. As Jung worked his magic, I felt the design sear into my skin. After about 45 minutes, he was finished and the brand was in my skin. I got up and with the help of Jung and a couple of tactically placed mirrors, I was able to see the beauty of the Tower Bridge on my buttocks!

I called out to my girlfriend who came into the room and showed her the bridge across my bum. She was quite impressed and said it made her feel very proud. It also seemed to arouse her to see me standing with my trousers down and the Tower Bridge on my bum. She asked Jung to leave, which he did, and she closed the bedroom door. She then said to me that "a large vessel needed to reach its port" and therefore it was time to "lift the bridge" and she reached around my buttocks and gave them a good hefty lift with her hands.

My buttocks was a bit sore this morning as could be expected from the branding and from the sensuous time spent with my girlfriend who enjoyed "lifting the bridge." However, it is a good, happy sore feeling!

So, whether you need to simply dry yourself off or wish to brand your skin with a famous landmark, the Charles Worthington hair dryer will make an excellent choice.

Thank you all for reading and best wishes!

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