I've got the urge! (Clairol Herbal Essence Shampoo/Renewer)

Member Name: Toby113

Product:	Clairol Herbal Essence Shampoo/Renewer
Date:	31/01/02 (113 review reads)
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Advantages: Gives goreous women the "urge"

Disadvantages: Causes general chaos on the side

According to the popular Television advert, the average woman will now and again get "the urge". Now this can happen at any time, and in any place. Ladies beware! You may have to pull into a garage with the pretense of needing to get the car fixed when actually you have "the urge" and have to massage Clairol's Herbal Essences Shampoo into your hair to repress this "urge"!

Also, make sure if you are going into court, that you have washed your hair that morning, as one woman got "caught short" and had to freely express her "urge" in public! She had the whole judge and jury standing with their mouths open utterly shocked as she proceeded to sexually massage her head in full view of everyone present. This extreme "urge" known under the latin name as "Urgus Maximus" is rare but contagious and it causes the judge to lose control of her court and when she tries to bring order to her court, ends up saying.... "Order! Order me some of that!"

Now I'm not sure if this shampoo/renewer (whatever renewer is!) is any good, but if it can arouse women like it suggests in the TV ads then i'm going to start using it.

Toby

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