MAN straightens hair...REVEALED!!!!!!! ! (GHD Mk4 Straighteners)

Member Name: Logan33

Product:	GHD Mk4 Straighteners
Date:	31/01/09 (79 review reads)
Rating:

Advantages: super straight locks, create cool looking styles

Disadvantages: You have to use them when your girlfriends not looking

I am a man, and I have an extremely upsetting but uplifting story to tell you.
Recently (well 6 months ago) I decided I would grow my hair long, I have absolutely no idea why but I often get bored and try radical approaches with my hair (Shaved, Dyed etc).

However unknown to me or as I like to call it "In the lady world", there are a number of steps you have to take to make sure this new longer style is.....well........not crap looking.
Firstly out went the putty I have used on prevoius occasions and there was no sign of my hair gel as that had become well and truely redundant. Instead I was introduced to "serum" and my least favourite "Tigi Catwalk volumisor" (the most evil invention I've encountered).

I was starting to panic.....................
"you'll need to get those split ends seen to........." ....WHAT..........SPLIT ENDS? Ive never had a split end before and I wasn't even sure what it was..................(I'm pleased it turned out to be something different than I had imagined!!!!!)

even worse, I had to start conditioning the huge behmoth that was growing on top of my noggin. Paul Mitchell "detangler" of all things.............. yet another potion I was not used to!
At this point I was in a world of confusion, with ladies everywhere giving me advise on how to tame the beast that was now taking over my face................

Amid my screams, a quietly spoken female colleague said "why don't you try straightening it"......................
"I AM NOT GAY MADAM.............was my immediate thought.....as I stared at her boobs...............but it appeared that I was fast running out of options, and perhaps this could be the slightly camp answer to my problems.

So,
On a sunny......I mean rainy (which is no good for your straight hair by the way! ha ha) day in November, I met my Saviour for the first time

GHD - Good Hair Days.........and boy did I need one of those after 6 months of trying.
Click the on switch..........wait for the red LED to flash.......start operation Hair.


This thing was amazing.....where once antelope had run and zebra had grazed, there was a new..............sleek................just as ugly but much more presentable..............me.
The beast had been tamed and my hair was now flowing like a babbling stream. I was invincible!!!...........................that was until my mate chris came firing up the stairs, took one look and said "you look like a f''''''''''''' poof.

Being a sexually liberated man and confident in my own hetrosexuality, I ignored his draconian comment..............and gracefully meandoured my way down stairs..................my beautiful poker straight hair rippling along in my wake.
So ladies and GHD, I owe you one....................and to all the guys out there who are secretly steeling there girlfriends hair straightners, straightening there hair, but never telling they're mates.................you have now been liberated.................walk tall and prosper (with beautifully straight hair)

Regards,
Logan

Summary: Top class, just don't tell the girlfriend your using them on the sly!