Money money money, must be funny, in the rich man’s world…Sorry, where was I? Oh yes, “Dazzling Shine Million Dollar Locks” conditioner. I came across some miniatures of Umberto Giannini hair lotions and potions in TJ Hughes, was instantly taken with this yellow tube, and started entertaining fantasies of having my hair turned to strands of gold a la Rumpelstiltskin and his magic spinning wheel, or me turning into a supermodel who won’t get out of bed for less than £10,000…anyway, I think you get the picture. (And by the way, neither of those things happened – let’s face it, at the meagre height of 5’4, I’m never going to be a supermodel!) WHAT IT ...  Read the complete review