Fuzzybrush

Throw away your polo mints. Chuck your chewing gum. Who needs tic tacs, who needs smints? A dental revolution has begun… You know those new Wrigley's tongue-strippers, the sugar-free fresh breath strips that are being hailed as the way forward for fresh breath in a hurry? Well, I've decided that ten minutes of freshness isn't enough for me. You can forget your quick fixes and breathe on your colleagues not just after lunch but for the rest of the afternoon with full confidence: all you need is a fuzzybrush. I'm quite picky about oral hygiene. OK, I'm verging on the obsessive-compulsive. I can actually feel ...

you've probably seen them - dispensing machines for fuzzy brushes in bar/club loos. What a great idea, a little thing you pop in your mouth and chew and it cleans your teeth, just like that. But as I have tried it I feel compelled to let you know, it really really tastes foul. It;s a really alien feeling too, having this nasty little thing wobbling about in your mouth. The taste is extremely artificial and way too strong. What a shame, maybe they'll make it better in the future 'cos it really is a great idea and I can't believe it really needs all the chemicals it's got on it to work. Back to the drawing board Fuzzybrush. ...