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General Weightloss & Healthy Eating Tips |
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16/12/03 (54 review reads) |
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It's the answer a million footy fans have been looking for, and now my friends I am about to put them out of their misery. Yes, you've guessed it - or you probably haven't if truth be told but that line always looks good - it was me, yes it was. I ate all the pies!
Some people are whiners, I'm a diner. Some are tanners, I'm a scranner. Some are voters, I'm a bloater, and a voter too because it's important to use your vote. It's me though, I like my nosh, I'm a fat blobber and I'm happy with that. Why shouldn't I be?
I might be carrying a few extra pounds but I'm fit enough to play footy most sunday mornings (even with the mother and father and aunty and cousin of all hangovers), I feel great (anyone who doesn't believe me is welcome to have a feel!!) and many of the ladies seem to love my more portly personage. I'm a cuddly big fella.
If my weight becomes a problem that starts to affect any aspect of my life then I'll address that problem if need be. But I'll tell you what, you won't catch me trying to lose weight to suit anyone else, no siree. Kate Moss lookylikeys can't be any more healthy than me surely. Undernourished skelfs. The media would have us believe that skinniness is godliness, but I ain't biting that one (one of the few things I wouldn't bite!). Beauty is in the eye of the beholder after all and good health needn't be dependent on weight.
If you are overweight, or underweight, and it is causing you genuine misery or health problems then by all means go and see a dietician and see if you can improve your lifestyle. But if it isn't causing you problems then don't fret over it. If you are happy and healthy then why change to fall into line with society expectations, particularly when the vast majority of our society don't have the expectations that you might think they have.
I'll finish up now because I'm go
ing to have a slice of nice tasty bread with some shredded cabbage, onions, tomato and cucumber. Oh, and a nice little bit of lamb. Yes it does sound healthy and it does seem to contain a few portions of what is good for us. And I'll tell you something else, I'm fairly gonna enjoy that large donner kebab!!
[Chubs 2003]
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