More slippery when wet (Boots Lubricating Jelly)

Member Name: mo79

Product:	Boots Lubricating Jelly
Date:	22/01/02 (765 review reads)
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Advantages: It does what it says on the packet for the requirements, and it can do a fine job for unneccessary needs too

Disadvantages: None I could find

Well, here it is - my first (I think) sex related op, and possibly my forray into self-degradation solely to make some extra pennies. This is not to put down the efforts of leahslad, Sexy Kay and co., however.

This product is either for tampon insertion or intercourse, and well by my gender (male - If I must state that) you can tell what use I've put this through...*scratches arse*, so you know what I've been doing, and that's that.

My girlfriend and I don't have any problems with lubrication, if I must state, maybe there's an excess with her! - But coming across a trial sachet of the stuff and having it to hand made us ponder in trying it as we've never tried lube before. Our use was purely experimental fun.

First though, if there are problems with tampon insertion all that's needed is a pea-sized amount put on a finger either rubbed into the tampon or inside the vagina and that should make insertion easier (like I'd know!), and a same pea size amount can be spread inside the vagina again or on the penis (there was a right topic about "spread on the penis" between us) before intercourse. Don't forget to have cleaned hands!

Also, this is not a contraceptive lubricant - so, do yourself a favour and don't rely on this for stopping merged clones of yourself, or protection from STD's.

The jelly is water soluble (meaning it can be reactivated again from dryness with a bit of water) and is a simple clear gel. It's thin enough to be watery, yet just enough to be a proper gel. It is odourless and as far as I can recall from the ingredients, it shouldn't be harsh on the applied areas - it wasn't to us atleast.

As the only use we had for this gel was a bit of sexperimentation (infact we used the whole mini sachet - might aswell since it was opened), not out of neccesity, or difficulties with tampon insertion, we can still rate this highly in terms of simple
over-greasing, messyness making and promotion of action that resembled sex between an Immac shaven leg and a feather, inside an old greasy chip pan -very fun it was, but enough of that, for me, and you.

I can see this op ended up half useless, as it seems like I'm just hinting at my sex practicses, but I guess atleast there's a shot (these puns are coming naturally) of significance in terms that it does do it's job, well and nothing else. No smells, no fuss, just ease, or extra ease and foreplay grease. Okay, I'm done. No time to get tasteless!

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