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Oh, take me, take me, now! (Boots Lubricating Jelly)

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Boots Lubricating Jelly

Date: 18/05/04 (442 review reads)
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Advantages: Ultimate pleasure, Give me more, Just do it

Disadvantages: None, None, None

You may have to excuse me if I ejaculate whilst writing this as this lubricating jelly is unbelievable.

My erection is so much bigger at just the thought of playing with this product and yet the joy is that just a very small amount has a slight anaesthetising effect so that your pleasure can be prolonged to dizzy heights.

The joy of being so hard, being able to penetrate without fear of premature ejaculation, to really feel and enjoy the texture, ridges, smoothness and wetness of my partner's vagina is unbelievable. Sorry folks I am getting really hard now.

So that little tube is in our bedside drawer. Any hint of lack of interest in any sexual exploits tonight will soon disappear if we think of this jelly. If my partner again puts just a little around her then just the joy of being able to gently enter her without the slightest resistance, that swimmingly smooth entrance to heaven. Gently at first, the building up to that ecstasy as she gets wetter and wetter and I get harder and harder and longer before thrusting and reaching deep into that warmth and heavenly void.

Oh whoever invented this product must have really had a love for life, love, sex and more sex.

My partner is here now, a pea sized helping of this jelly is in her hand and she is reaching over my shoulder, her breasts against my shoulder. Reaching down as my penis grows, she touches me, wet and warm pleasure, her hand ever so lightly up and down the shaft, touching the top. I am growing and growing, yet that touch of numbness allows me to turn, stand up, stroke her breasts, rub against her, thrust my tongue into her mouth as she reciprocates, my hands though her hair at the back of her neck, we can't wait any longer, she pulls my thick hard penis toward her, stroking that area below the scrotum and I enter her ........ I'm off to ejaculate.

My Ky jelly will have me a stiff as a board within half an hour for the real thing. Trust me
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jillmurphy

- 18/05/04

Guffaw!
DemonicSmurfette

- 18/05/04

ROFL!!!
wearsidelass

- 18/05/04

Well, what can I say, a somewhat different review! Julia

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