Woohoo! It's Orgasmatronic! (Orgasmatron Scalp Massager)

Member Name: janharper

Product:	Orgasmatron Scalp Massager
Date:	24/11/01 (1493 review reads)
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Advantages: relaxing, sensual

Disadvantages: mail order only

So, what does an Osgasmatron do? Well, it does exactly what you think it does, but in a very subtle way.

You don't need a partner, batteries or any other equipment to send yourself into raptures. Partners are, of course, an optional extra.

The Orgasmatron was demonstrated on the Roseanne Show, and on Good Morning Australia. The Financial Times reviewed it's potential. The Sunday Times extolled its virtues and they even showed it on GMTV (UK). What more could you want for a recommendation?

I bought mine after a five minute demonstration at a 'mind, body and spirit' exhibition. It cost me £15 (special price), but I would gladly have parted with the cash in payment for the five minutes I sat in the chair getting my 'demo'. Mike was hunky, charming, and smelling of an aftershave that had me drooling at the mouth.

So, what did he do with his Osgasmatron? Infact, what is an Orgasmatron, anyway?

It's a copper thing that has eight arms and a handle. The copper itself is said to have healing properties as it taps into the body's unique electrical fields.

It looks like a spider made of copper wire. It is designed to gently massage the pressure points on your scalp and on the back of your head to give you all those lovely tickly sensations right through your body. In some cases it even lives up to its name.

This device is twisted and moved gently up and down on your scalp. It sends shivers down your spine and can even make your hair stand on end. I got goosebumps all over after a couple of minutes (hmm! may have been the aftershave though).

No particular skill is needed to use this device although you will find that you prefer some movements to others. The effects are immediate and often reach down to your toes and parts that other Orgasmatronic devices cannot reach.

Use this device for many different purposes:


Pure indulgence (I recommend this) r>
Relaxation,

Tension, pain relief and headache,

Massage therapy,

It has been suggested that massage of the head is beneficial to some people with learning difficulties,

Use for after dinner entertainment or at parties,

Stimulate tired and stressed employees and colleagues,

Great for those who stare at a computer screen for too long. Take a break with your Orgasmatron.

For more information contact:

info@orgasmatron.com.au

or visit their website:

www.orgasmatron.com.au

You can purchase this head massager by mail order if you wish.

I would recommend this device to anybody. I think its an amazing way to relieve stress and strain especially after too many hours at the keyboard.

Sorry, must go, I need ten minutes alone with my Orgasmatron.


NB: I have just corrected numerous spelling mistakes which were obviously caused by the fact that I have an Orgasmatron stuck on my head while I'm typing!