tangerine dreamers beware! (Tangerine)

Member Name: ronstermonster

Product:	Tangerine
Date:	14/08/08 (10 review reads)
Rating:

Advantages: round(ish)

Disadvantages: green

Tangerines are orange and sometimes round however, today i saw one which was almost a flat sphere. also, i have seen some varieties which contain green. I do not know what this denotes other than the presence of 1)mould or 2) lack of ripeness. Either way - the tangerine in question is not at it's OPTIMUM FRESHNESS so beware of this immature/overmature version of a favorite fruit of the British people and those of most of the developed world.
Of course: everyone knows the tangerine from those cosy snowy mornings when santa drops down your chimney and eats mince pies - leaving you an item of this fruit in a stocking or pillow case or whatever was to hand. It is often easy to drift in to peaceful nostalgia when sampling this fruit , remembering times of carefree excitment, which is fine providing you arnt driving or operating machinary, or talking to someone. Cos they might ask you what you were thinking about - and they may be of a different ethic group and be OFFENDED by your talking of Christmas in such a partisan manner! so in this case just say - "i am thinking of a National Holiday" and leave it at that.
So yes - enjoy this lovely frust and remember sensitive issues which are INEXTRICABLY linked to it.

Summary: good and also a bit bad