A top-quality system (Bang & Olufsen Beosound 9000)

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Product:	Bang & Olufsen Beosound 9000
Date:	20/07/03 (3712 review reads)
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Advantages: Great Sound, Easy to use

Disadvantages: Fart-Intolerent

It was working perfectly fine until I let a fart near it. Almost immediately, it started cranking out alien noises from its speakers. This greatly disturbed my naked wife, with whom I was making love on the desk, and she proceeded to bite off my penis. Later that evening, as I wallowed in my horrible pain, the system exploded, spraying a urine-like substance on my face. Meanwhile, my wife was running naked through the streets, immitating human farts with her hair-laden armpits. Therefore, I choose to give this product a mediocre rating, mainly because of reliability issues.

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