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Premier Lodge in general
Member Name: hazel_uk316
Premier Lodge in general
Date: 21/06/03, updated on 21/06/03 (183 review reads)
Advantages: If your in need of the folllowing:, A condom/wrapper, pornographic material or a local prostotute
Disadvantages: unclean, overpriced accomodation
If you want to know what goes on 'behind the scenes' then read on , we'll start our way from the top and work down to the bottom, from management to chambermaids.
The management are, untrained, unqualified and disorganised. They have no people/management skills what so ever. They're only interest is theyre profit. More than often the managers are lazy, over weight and greedy individuals. They're only qualification is 'they're great at kissin arse'.
The duty managers are even better at kissing arses because they've got more fat arses to kiss.They're job is to take crap off the management and give it to the house keeping staff.
Next in line comes the lodge manager, the lodge managers job it to TRY to keep the house keeper happy, wothout gettin on the nerves of the managers, and to get the chaimbermaids and other staff to work as quickly, cutting as many corners as possible for the least wages possible.Also to make the staff think the management are doing them a favour.
The house keeper's job is to instruct chaimbermaids on how to , cosmetically, tidy (not clean) a room.
The poor chaimbermaids are the only staff who actually EARN their money, work really hard, trying to please all of the above but not necesserily trying to please all of the customers, which results in the rooms looking nice but a closer check will reveal the un-clean truth.
If I was to stay in the premier lodge hotel (again) I would check the following:
Sheets are clean.
ALWAYS clean cups before use. And I mean ALWAYS.
Rinse out the bath.
I suggest dont walk around in your bare feet because the floor isnt cleaned/hoovered every day.
Before you allow your children to rome free check for condom packets and pornagraphic magazines, which have regularly been found. However if you do manage to get your hands on some, hand them over to the management, they will surely like them.
And remember prostutution is n
ot dis-encouraged, according to the managers, theyre money is as good as anyone elses.
This information is based on the 'Manchester Airport Premier Lodge'
Hope you enjoy your stay.
By an anonomous writer.
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