Softpaper not sand paper!!!! (Andrex Toilet Tissue)

Member Name: tlmartin

Product:	Andrex Toilet Tissue
Date:	16/05/09 (27 review reads)
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Advantages: soft, good value, colourful, cleans!!

Disadvantages: an imprint of a puppy has to be subjected to the processed remains of last nights dinner

Andrex, it makes toilet paper, yes pape for you to use while on the toilet, and I don't mean the type you read.

We all use toilet paper in our daily lives, at work we go in and they have that thin stuff because of how cheap it is, what the employer doesn;t realise is you fold it up so it is 5 times as thick before you use it, so in essence use 5 times more than you would normally (so lets hope its over 5 times cheaper than a good quality toilet paper)
But then we go to wipe our delicate areas and its harsher tan getting out soe sanding paper from your tool box and using that, and whats worse is you think "well if it was that friction ful, it should have everytign gone, including all dead skin" and you go with th next peice to find just as much .... well smearings, comes off. What does this paper do.....

Well spending many hours over my life sitting on a toilet, doing what comes naturally from that I have always required good paper and I have tried, supermarket own brand, Andrex, Charmin, and after using these main brands Andrex rules.

Andrex comes in a variety of colours and this isn;t to try and diffuse the after use colour, its to match the bathroom, yes there you are with your vibrant green bathroom, you'll be sure to find an Andrex colour to match nicely, without it being the plain boring white.

But while it matching in with your bathroom while it takes its pride of place next to your toilet, it is vital that it does a good job. So you take a handful and its nice and soft with a cute pattern of a puppy, do you really want to subject that pattern of a puppy to where its about to go, bt its only a picture, so onwards you go to wipe and its nice and smooth, some even.... moisturising..... whatever next........
You wipe, its soft, its smooth, no sheering pain of sand paper (you wonder "why can;t my boss use this, surely he doesn't use that sand paper at home, so why at work when i spend most of my day sitting down at a computer, which i can' do after i use the loo")
Next you go for the second "anything left" wipe, and boom theres nothgin ad you could have sworn there would be after last nights curry, but no this paper has done an excellent job of wiping all trasces clean.

Hardly any use, nice and soft, and a reasonable price, what more can you want from toilet paper???? a crossword to do before you wipe....????

Andrex always has pride of place in my house, all i need now is the special offer for one of those puppy cuddly toys!

Summary: When you have to put something between your cheeks, make it soft Andrex!