Avert your eyes, I'm about to bare my bum (Andrex Toilet Tissue)

Member Name: MandyMinx

Product:	Andrex Toilet Tissue
Date:	10/08/03 (236 review reads)
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Advantages: Soft, Strong, gentle on the bum

Disadvantages: More expensive than most other brands

I have very often been guilty of looking after the parts of my body that were visible to the world, my face, my hands, my legs,but forgetting the bits of me that people never see...Like my bottom.

Lets talk about my bottom,well not my bottom, but the bottoms in general.
I don't think that we really appreciate the essential part that our bums play in everyday life.
Daily trips to the loo aside, our bottoms have many other roles and responsibilities.We sit on them,we fall on them, we slap them...I'm sharing a little too much now ain't I?

Anyway, back to the opinion at hand. Sometimes I think we should stop, take off our hats and say "Thank you" to our rears for all the support that they have given us over the years.

I have found a way to say thank you to my bottom. I now buy Andrex toilet tissue, with added Aloe Vera and vitamin E.


This particular Andrex pack is a four pack, but you can buy them in bigger.They come in a typical plastic, sealed bag,with the well known Andrex logo and of course that adorable little golden Labrador puppy that we have come to associate with Andrex.

There isn't a lot of information on the back of this packaging, disappointing really. There is a good chance that while languishing on the loo I would have actually read it. (I have to admit to being one of those people that reads anything while attached firmly to the toilet.)

Ok,what does it look like?
Well its white.Its nicely textured like one of those wallpapers you can buy with the bumps on, only of course this is much softer.
It's quite a thick roll, apparently there are an average of 198 sheets,I am not going to sit here and unroll it for you, that would be sad.
Its a one ply roll, this means there is only one sheet. In real terms that means that you can't sit on the loo and pull the sheets apart when you are bored. (Now you can see the sort of person that I really am...lol) <
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I am now going to smell the roll. A new one of course. If I carry on like this my circle of friends is going to be non existent isn't it?
It smells a little herby...That must be the Aloe Vera.
Aloe vera is very soothing, and I bet we all have times when soothing is most welcome in our nether regions.
Vitamin E is said to be good for the skin, and seeing as I have more skin on my bottom than any other part of my body I have to say amen to that.

What does it feel like?
Back in a minute.....

Well it feels nice, I am impressed. To say that it is only a one ply it is actually quite strong.This is of course very important, we don't want it tearing when we are wiping do we?
It felt soft on the bum and the pieces tore off really easily.
You don't need too much so the roll lasts for quite a while, unless the phantom toilet roll soaker throws it down the bog again...Thanks son.

Of course toilet tissue has a multitude of other uses as well as in the bottom wiping department. It can be used for wiping nose, stuffing bra's (I have no worries in that department) clearing up spills and drips and in my house it has to have that all important stick to the ceiling factor that my children were once so fussy about.

I bought my pack from Morrison's where I paid £1.55 for 4 rolls. Good value for money I thought, especially in the bum pampering department.
I would recommend this to all you of you out there that wish to show your bottoms a bit of love and attention once in a while.



Thanks for reading
Mandxx

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