A-bin-liner epic !! (Lidl Binliners)

Member Name: ANDREWSJK

Product:	Lidl Binliners
Date:	18/09/01 (515 review reads)
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Advantages: Keeps your bin lined, No use on a liner !!, You've got to have a bin first.

Disadvantages: Dearer than not using one., Don't do them in gold., Don't do them in silver either !!

I was walking down Dooyoo street the other day, when a lady with a tattoo tapped me on the shoulder. I turned, and say it was harmonyk. What could she want. My heart raced, was she madly in love with this humble Accountant I thought. Or did she want to look through the collection of clothes I have been donated here on Dooyoo, such things as thongs, leather skirts, short skirts, Gold suits, fluffy handcuffs, suspender belts, stilettos and thigh length boots, all Very Useful items to me. Perhaps, knowing my abilities on DIY and gardening, it was some assistance in this area that was required ?

Well, she said " Seeing your challenge with misslook, I thought you might like a challenge on Binliners ?" Thinking about this, seeing the last challenge entries had gone top of their relevant sections on Dooyoo, perhaps this isn't a bad idea. I can hereby assure you that this challenge then WILL reach Numbers 1 and 2 in the binliners category because... precisely nobody here on Dooyoo has ever written about them before.

Now, some people have said I've lost the plot on my ops, but they are wrong, how can you lose what you've never had ?? Also, someone gave me an NU on my op about replacing ceilings because I didn't actually say much about replacing ceilings, think he didn't really understand that I was saying not to bother, claim on your insurance !! Why am I telling you all this, well actually I'm wasting time while Dooyoo create a category !! At this point I'll introduce the main participants in the challenge, and we'll sit down and be informal, like harmonyk has the password Heather when she's not using her Dooyoo name, my password is John, and in a second I'll introduce Sue26 who's password is.... Eeerr well Sue I think. If you look up though, you'll see that misslook is still enjoying herself on my roof, and her password is Emma.

Here goes then, my hhhm, hhm (sorry caught my tongue in my
cheek there, as somebody said I did on my C.V. op when they gave me an NU) very informative op about binliners. I've had to retain the services of my trusty friend Sue26 to do the shopping, her reply was "Great, I'm Sue26 and I don't do cooking but I love shopping for bargains?.

Later on I'll tell you precisely what she bought, but firstly I'll explain the uses I may recommend binliners for.

1. Lining bins.
Now, whatever type of bin you have, whether it's a pedal bin, a swing bin, a dustbin or a wheelie bin, the ideal liner for a bin is a binliner. Using a binliner does save you a lot of work when it comes to removing said binliner and contents from the bin for transfer to it's next destination because it's a good container and it saves you washing the bin every time. Is that clear ??

2. Leahslad's suggestion.
Leahslad suggested he could add binliners to his condom series. I looked at him !!

3. What other people would like me to do here on Dooyoo.
If you cut a hole in the bottom and two slightly smaller holes just to the left and right, you could in fact turn a binliner into a nice party or clubbing dress. However, I fear that if it was me, Joanna Hudson would immediately take photos of me, and send them to The Sun and The Sport, so I'll not try that one.

4. missbrowneyedgirl's use.
Missbrowneyedgirl has family and acquaintances who have very long names, so if she wrote them down she could store them in a binliner, the manufacturers wouldn't sell many this way, but who cares ??

5. Holiday use.
If you go on holiday by car, you could pack all of your luggage in binliners, this way you could get more luggage into the car, and save money on buying cases. You can get binliners in different colours, so it would look pretty as well.

6. Temporary car windows.
If your car window gets smashed you could cover up the hole with a binliner.
I wouldn't recommend smashing a window just to try this, and binliners do make a noise when you are driving.

7. Picnics.
When you next have a picnic at Stonehenge, you could all sit on binliners, and in fact use a binliner as a makeshift tablecloth.

8. Black flag for motor racing.
Well, most binliners are black, and when it rains they would not get wet. The chief marshal may look a bit of a pansy waving a binliner though !

9. Airport use
If you cut the end completely off, a use could be found as a windsock.

10. Current situation.
There is a person out there with bin in his name, nuff said by me.

11. The Dooyoo version.
Well, I was going to stop at No.10, but I?ve just looked at the masses and masses of box-loads of printer paper I've used since being on here, from printing out ops to printing off my profile pages to keep track of who has read my ops, and I think a binliner could be a way of storing all this.

Sue26 has just returned, so let's see what sees got. Her words are "Dooyoo have only got two categories, so I only had the money to go to Lidl." Opening her shopping bag, she managed to acquire 20 binliners for 99p. They are Lidl's own make of course, and are of a suitable size to fit your bin. Lidl is of course an excellent place for reasonable priced shopping, and there binliners are very good value.

Before I close this very detailed op on binliners, I would ask you to visit harmonyk's Profile page, because without her encouragement this op would not have bin possible.

I'll leave you with a little story to finish with, which you may have heard before. I have a dustman who speaks with a foreign accent which I find difficult to understand. He came round my house the other day and said "Where's ya bin ??". Politely I said "I haven't been anywhere ". Again he said "No mate, where's ya wheelie bin?".
I said "I've already told you, and I'm not telling you again, I've really been nowhere, why who is asking?".

Well, what did you expect from a binliner op ??

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