Peaches and Queens (Regina Chamomile Soft Toilet Tissue)

Member Name: susie19

Product:	Regina Chamomile Soft Toilet Tissue
Date:	08/11/08 (652 review reads)
Rating:

Advantages: It's quite peachy.

Disadvantages: It's not cheapy.

Peachy Peachy
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Once upon a time there lived a maiden who had the peachiest bum in all the land. So fine was this behind that she was renamed Regina, Queen of the Peaches. News of these royal peaches spread like hot buttered crumpets and soon Regina became the bottom of fame. What you've never heard of her? Well let me tell you more.

Take Your Throne Queen Peach
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Regina is the queen of toilet tissues, suitable for beautiful (or even not so beautiful) bottoms everywhere. Regina is soft and thick and covered in camomile daisies. You'll be hard pressed to make holes in the tissue however hard you wipe your pretty little peaches. For queens on their thrones, even just one sheet (yes just the one) is enough to wipe the wee drops away. You will never need three sheets at once even at those times of the month (look away boys). And if you overdid the vindaloo last night, you'll still be just fine with two sheets at a time... oh listen it's all coming out in a rhyme.

Regina, queen of tissues for your pretty peach
Take your throne, compose a rhyme, sat on your royal seat
Do your stuff in rapid haste or take a good long while
Then clean yourself with regina roll and make your peaches smile.

Diamond patterned sheets complete with wild flowers
Why not play noughts and crosses to while away the hours
When it comes to clean your bum, tumtetum tetumtetum
You'll find Regina does it well and how lovely you now smell*.

(*your bathroom may however stink especially if you had curry last night)

Butt It's Not for Boys..?
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Regina toilet tissue is really a little bit girly but boys you can use it too, (embrace your feminine side). In fact it's probably good for males because they use so much of it (let's not ask any questions here for the sake male pride) but how I would love a male reviewer to give the lowdown on toilet roll uses). Who will rise to this quest? Come along prince Charmin (is he the perfect match for Queen Regina with his little teddy embedded tissue or a profound love rival)?

In our royal household, the young princes have made no mention of this new tissue in their bathroom and as for the young princesses well they haven't either but since when was toilet paper / bum wad/ bog roll ever the subject of chit chat around the kitchen table? The King of the throne said it was fine but probably didn't come with many sheets on the roll seeing as it was thicker than normal. Ah yes he is right there are only 160 sheets per roll whereas you get 200 with Triple Velvet. But if you can get away with using only one sheet for some wipes then you can probably make it last just as long. Well in our household that'll be all of a day.

Oh sheet
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Regina toilet tissue is three ply which accounts for its strength and thickness. The top layer has a nice diamond pattern (noughts and crosses anyone?) and the daisies; the other two layers are stuck fast which means that it doesn't easily get in a muddle when you unroll it. Regina is also soft for your peaches because it is enriched with camomile balm which has the mere hint of a nice enough fragrance but certainly won't act as an air freshener.

Royal Summary
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This toilet paper is not your bog standard stuff. It is thick and soft and strong, a slightly shorter roll length than some other brands but you really don't need to use much to get the job done. One sheet for number ones and as many as you need for number twos. Regina toilet tissue is white with little daisies on and comes in a pack of four rolls. Do you want little daisies on your bathroom tissue? Who cares when they're on offer at £1.32 at Sainsbury's? And if you buy them and don't like them, you can send your till receipt and get your money back or alternatively if you do approve, send your receipt and get 4 x £1 vouchers off future packs. You can find it in most larger major supermarkets but the current offer may be limited to Sainsbury's

So if you like puppies, stick to your Andrex but if you are like to roll in daisy meadows and dream of princes and perfect peaches, then stop daydreaming and get yourself down to the supermarket and buy some. Job done, and that's a big relief.

Thanks for reading.

Summary: Treat your peaches!