Ruins your towels... (Tesco Bleach)

Member Name: Boonoiy

Product:	Tesco Bleach
Date:	18/08/04 (297 review reads)
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Advantages: Smells nice, Cheap, Child proof lid

Disadvantages: Can ruin your towels

OK, so it's a bleach right, it's from Tesco's and it's good for cleaning your porcelain and stuff. What on earth more can be said about this fantastic product which will make your loo smell nicer.....? Damn! Used one of my headers up already.

1. Makes your loo smell nicer :-)
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I like to be predictable.

So, a week's gone by, your mum's left you all alone in a whole new life in a city which is both new and frightening and the bog's smelling a little whiffy after you and your new student flatmates have discovered that they DON'T CLEAN THEMSELVES!! Quick - run to the box of groceries mummy's left you with, rummage through the bag with the bleach/flash/tile cleaner/oven mitts/cleaning stuff in (bet you thought you'd never use them eh?) and find a nice blue bottle, child proofed (point #2 in a while) with a directable spout like those duck thingys you used to hear about and schoosh it round the rim of the loo. Allow to soak for a while and flush (look at the bubbles! The Bubbles, the bubbles!) your mum's brother's called Robert. Loo is clean, loo smells nice, loo will be fine for another week (unless Terry has another curry from that dodgy place down the road.)

2. Child proof lid.
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So you've got a kid in the house and don't want them to drink the bleach? Well, Tesco's bleach (look for the blue bottle - wish I was in Marketing...) is the boy for you (it's blue! Pink for a girl) - simply squeeze the sides inwards and you're fine to remove the lid - remember - lefty loosey, righty tighty - pressure needed to remove lid = more than the average 2-9 year old can manage.

3. Cleans all sorts of stuff.
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But don't put it on your towels as they'll go white, rot away and be useless. You can use bleach on pretty much anything, it'll clean a
nd protect (seriously - if you're in Marketing, offer me a job!) and, with Tesco brand bleach you'll have a nice smell to follow. Simply dilute for a nice cleaning substance for your kitchen, bathroom or patio furniture and be sure to rinse off afterwards. Stick it down the drain to remove blockages and again, leave to soak for a bit - yes, the drain will smell better.

4. Quite cheap.
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That's all folks - it's a couple of quid for a bottle that'll last you ages.

Hope you enjoyed the review on possibly the most mundane product you'll ever buy - hope this helps you buy from Tesco's when you next need bleach.

Boon :-)

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