Vanish High Traffic Area Powerfoam

**Why did I use?** Well 9 1/2 weeks into no smoking and I am going insane…..whoever said you stop craving them is a bloody big fat liar….so whenever the craving becomes too much for the nicotine lozenge to cope with…I clean….as you may be able to imagine…our house is now fricking spotless. Now there is a method to my madness…in fact there are 2…firstly I am practicing thought evasion….2ndly I am burning off some of the calories from all the 27 wagon loads of chocolate I have started eating daily…..3rdly….I end up with clean things….yes, yes I know I said 2 things…but I lied when I said about the thought evasion… Sunday…..I want a fag….oh ...

I like most people am always on the look out for the next miracle cleaner, I have cupboards full of them all promising me that they will clean up my monsters mess! My main area that drives me mad in my living room carpet, when we moved into our house we had to take up all the carpets in the house because the previous owner had cats and I am allergic to them. I spent the first couple of days in my new home with eyes as red as Rudolph's nose and sneezing ever second! So due to lack of funds I just bought a cheap carpet for the living room with a view to replacing it later when we could afford it. Suffice to say 3 years later we still have the same cheap ...

(NB This is a review of Vanish Foam Spray for carpets and upholstery) Yesterday morning I went downstairs to start breakfast, only to find a note on the kitchen table from the brownies (and I mean like an imp not a pre-pubescent girl). It read: ?Dear Householder, We regret to inform you that we are unable to continue in our nightly duties cleaning your house, as the task has become impossible due to the inadequacy of the cleaning products provided by you. In any event, we have a new contract with a local cobbler sewing shoes. Yours sincerely, The Brownies.? This obviously came as a bit of a shock, as having all the housework done by a group ...