Dead! Geoffrey is alive and not a sex toy! (chuckleweb.co.uk)

Member Name: KingHerrod

Product:	chuckleweb.co.uk
Date:	26/04/02 (201 review reads)
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Advantages: Made me laugh

Disadvantages: Said I was dead

When I first saw part of this site, I thought to my giraffe self that I had been deluding myself as to my continued existence. I must really be laying on a mortician's board and in writing this I must be having an out of body experience, cos you see, I was told that I was dead and that all you fine people could buy bits of me cruelly manufactured into consumables such as loo seats, sex dolls (the real thing is better, so MrKing says!), scarves (long ones at that) and poofy handbags. However, continued navigation of the site, told me that I was not really dead and that in fact I was a loveable little chap. Well let me tell you all that was a big relief to me, because sometimes I do question whether I really exist at all, or whether I am just a figment of my own imagination. After all, in that film The Matrix, everyone was a figment of their imagination and they were all really asleep. Whilst I am still not sure whether I really exist, are you, I am relieved that I have not really been carved up into horrible tacky Geoffrey souvenirs.

You may be wondering what the bleedin hell I am going on about [language Geoffrey!] (I blow a raspberry at that interfering twit of an impostor King - phhhhhhhhh) well I am going on about, MrCharlie's website. Charlie Chuckle, the DooYoo member to you humans. It is his little bit of web space, with a few amusing little jokes on it (one of them being my fake death), I am Geoffrey by the way, not that stupid MrKing.

Before I go on lets just tell you that in order to write this review, I kicked MrKing off the computer, he wanted to write one of his oh so pretentious and stuck up book reviews. I despair with MrKing, he thinks he is so clever, but he is not, he is a raving Mormon. [Should that not be moron, Geoffrey?] I mean he talks to me and I am a mohican giraffe, jeez, how stupid, you would have thought that he would have realised that he was always in the wrong and stupid by now, but no, he thinks he c
an write book reviews. Pish Posh, I say.

Back to MrCharlie. His website has this random babe generator. Not just any old babes, but babes from DooYoo. It is simple, you click on the link to "show me the babes" and you get this site where you can randomly generate pictures of the DooYoo girlies. I have to say that seeing me on the babe generator made me question my own sexuality and now I am wearing a ballet skirt again and lipstick. MrKing in his stupid political and legal correctness says he thinks that this bit of fun is a bit off. He thinks some of the girlies may get offended at being in a babe generator and that MrCharlie didn't ask them to use their image. I would be more offended if I wasn't on there, but then I think I am a male mohican giraffe, so maybe I should be offended at being included, I mean I am not an elephant, who as we all know are lesbians. Anyway, I tried to tell MrKing that it was just a bit of fun and he got all pompous again. He really is a twit. [Just because I have made you eat vegetables Geoffrey, there is no need to keep making fun of me - I will send you to your hidey hole if you don't behave!] What also makes me laugh is that MrGuru is also a girl and I think a lesbian to boot, he looks lovely as a DooYoo babe! [Geoffrey, just be good, or I will SHOUT!]

What else is on the site, well there are links to all those DooYoo related thingies, DooYoo itself; Opcom, which Charlie says is a bit crap, where ever did he get that idea, I mean that place is the most accepting piece of web space on the planet; the TooYoo guest books, which I also reviewed and agree with Charlie that they are cool; the random DooYoo review generator; the DooYoo partner site; and the Opcom chat room. If you don't know what these are go and find out this is a review of Charlie's site and not all that other stuff.

There is also a naughty adult section of the site, which made me laugh, I mean Charlie
has a nice sense of humour, better than MrKing's anyway - the picture of the cute chick with knockers made me fall off my chair with laughter. There are some other naughty links, but you will have to find out the joke yourself.

You can register as having visited the site, so that you can bring shame or joy upon yourself depending on your perspective of MrCharlie. Like me you either love him or hate him and I love his sense of fun and humour. MrCharlie and his site are good at pulling people's legs (but not out of their sockets) just enough to tease, but not hurt.

That is about it, it is a small but amusing (to a giraffe anyway) website, nothing big, nothing grand, but it all navigates without those naughty software bugs and looks nice and clean and uncluttered. Go spend a few minutes having a chuckle and get rid off your stupid pompous correctness, well that is what I said to MrKing anyway.

There is a member's section, but I have not been let into MrCharlie's version of the masons, he might let me if I am a nice giraffe, or he may try and kill me. Well anyway, I have scalping axes (being a mohican) so he doesn't scare me. MrKing did laugh at MrCharlie's copyright notice, and then tut tuted in his stupid lawyer way. I am going to teach MrKing to lighten up.

Goodbye fine DooYoo people, I am going to do my homework now, I am studying mohican giraffe history and whether George the warrior mohican giraffe really did defeat King Lionel the Lion at the battle of mozibeeahh, frankly I don't care, but MrKing thinks it is important that I get educated.

Oh and the address - www.chuckleweb.co.uk. The DooYoo link is currently wrong and takes you to a boring error message. I wish I had a table football game.

This review is copyright to Geoffrey the (mad) mohican giraffe. Anyone copying this review or me as a nice little character will be scalped by order of me, Geoffrey.

PS - I
like the picture of MrCharlie chuckling, go look and find out, if you hate it, you will only have lost 5 minutes of your life, that may or may not exist - so don't worry now, will you?

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