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COLLEGEJOKES.COM - They put the 'F' in....funny!
Member Name: snappy
Date: 27/07/00, updated on 27/07/00 (336 review reads)
Advantages: just a good laugh in your mail
Disadvantages: bit near the mark for anyone over 95
I don't know how or when I managed to get on their mailing list, but each day in my mail I get a page with a 'joke of the day' from 'collegejokes.com'.
Strictly speaking it is not 'college hunour' as I remember it, but , in the main, the jokes ARE Funny. There is no outright 'filth'. but many are near the knuckle - I guess as you'd expect. Students are not really known for being over subtle when it comes to 'having a laugh'.
Below is an example from a recent post - it made me smile and one or two are very funny if you can just picture it - anyway. First - take your 'sensitive head' off and put your 'funny hat' on -
THE 'F' WORD
People get really upset when you use the "F" word. So much so, that I can't even write the full word out, but have to refer to it as the "F" word. However, despite what many educators, and pious people believe, there are times when the "F" word just makes sense. Imagine if you will the following people using ....well, just imagine...
"What the F was that?"
-- Mayor of Hiroshima
"It does so F'ing look like her!"
-- Pablo Picasso
"You want WHAT on the F'ing ceiling?"
"I don't suppose its gonna F'ing rain?"
-- Joan of Arc
"Scattered F'ing showers my ass."
"I need this parade like I need a F'ing hole in my head."
-- John F. Kennedy
"Who the 'F' is going to know? "
-- Bill Clinton
See what I mean - I can just see Michaelangelo's face now - honestly what else COULD YOU SAY???
So if you like that syle of humour - and it is not the same every day, of course, try collegejokes.com.
My apologies if anyone was offended by the above, hopefully not