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"And the Holy Gerbil gave unto Hacim a sacred twinkie wrapper. And the Holy Gerbil said unto him, 'Go out into the world and share the wisdom you find here'." The Holy Sacred Gerbil: Blockhead 12:101 1.Thou shall have no fuzzy creatures before me. 2.Thou shall listen to "The Chipmunk Song" until the chinchillas come home. 3.Thou shall stick thy fingers in thy ears, and jump up and down while singing my praises. 4.Thou shall shelter at least one fuzzy creature in thy home. 5.Thou shall not microwave. 6.Thou shall spin in circles till you get sick and throws up. 7.Thou shall not speak the name ...

Go forth upon this Earth and spread the holy words of the Sacred Gerbil on Earth. These are the words which open one of the oddest sites I have seen for a while. The URl corg.org will lead you to one of the internet's plethora of weird sites - this one being dedicated to the ermmm... "Church of the Gerbil" which invites you to praise this little beastie. Hmmm well ok, I'm always up for something new so I had a look around... The Church Of The Gerbil webiste is neatly laid out with speedily downloading pages - the one thing which encourage me to look around because the first couple of things I came across weren't particularly ...

Before I get lots of criticism for that title, it is taken from the site, and not made up by me! This is really weird but funny too! Visit the Church of the Gerbil. It is a US site which is quite funny in a weird sort of way. I know that sounds a bit of a wishy washy opinion but I wasn't exactly sure if I thought it was funny 'ha ha', or funny 'peculiar'! Judge for yourself. Visit the 'Satanic Hamster Dance' page. This is a parody of the Hamsterdance (worth a look if you haven't seen it at www.hamsterdance.com) and apparently there has been some controversy about the author of this site ripping off the hamsters from the ...