Create a Fart, is exactly what the title suggests, it is a Web Site, that allows you to create the most disgusting fart know to mankind. The site is so easy to use, and within a minute you can create a fart. First of all you need to select the fart duration, it can choose from quick, short, long or embrassingly long. Now you next to choose it's bouquet it can be musty, cheesy, swampy, death-like, funky or stinky. Next it is the fart type you can pick trumpet, popper, ripper, wet fart, or blaster. Last but not least you how to choose its density this can be barely noticeable, just right, really bad, or off the scale. All you have to do now is to pull the finger, and you can hear your fart in all its glory. You can even email your creation to a friend, you can choose custom made farts that have been specially blended you can choose from lots of delicious flavours such as musty girl fart, the boss and the sneaky elevator fart. You can also purchase fart t-shirts, CD's and books. This is a funny site, however, it is only funny once, so it is a short-lived joke. I was playing my fart, when my husband poked his head through the door, and said "Don't you ever stop?" the cheek eh!
Before anyone out there tells me that I am old enough to know better let me just tell you that I already know that. The thing is that I'm also old enough to know worse. I think this is a really funny site. It's childish, juvenile and smutty but who cares. You can create any kind of fart you like here and then email it to someone else. There are four main qualities needed to make one of these perfect. You need to select the correct duration, bouquet, fart type and density. The whole operation is much like choosing a fine wine. (Substitute 'wine type' for 'fart type' though). 1. Select your duration: Quick, short, long, embarassingly long. 2. Chose your bouquet: Sulphurous, musty, cheesey, swampy, death-like, funky or just plain stinky. 3. Select the overall fart type: Flapper, trumpet, queef, popper, riper, giggler, SBD (somebody died!), wet fart, poot, plaster. 4. Choose the appropriate density for your creation: Barely noticeable, just right, really bad, off the scale. Once you've done all this you have to 'pull the magic finger' to create your masterpiece. If you can't hear it then you need to select .wav to convert it. Send it via email to everyone you know. They are sure to be delighted with your original creation. Each one created here is one off! If you create one that is embarassingly long, sulphurous, trumpetting and really bad the file will be 188kb. I thought this was quite long for some peoples email boxes. It will go through ok but takes a while. I edited mine before I sent it. This means I didn't do it from the site. Just created it there and saved it to disk. If emailing 'farts' is not your bag, then you can always go to the 'Createafart' shop and buy the t-shirt or even select froma number of books on the subject. (How did you ever manage until now without a book telling you how to do t his correctly?) Well, that's about it. There's nothing else here to write about and apart from that, this site stinks! So does this op (before anybody gets that comment in!)
I noticed this website while browsing through the internet humour section of Dooyoo. Is there anyone who would resist clicking on 'Create a Fart'? To create a fart, you choose through a range of different durations, bouquets, fart types and the density. Once you have created an imaginative fart of your choice, you can 'pull my finger' to hear the sound, or even e-mail the fart to a 'friend'. There are 4 choices for the fart duration. These are quick, short, long or embarassingly long. Embarassingly long is probably the most used. Fart bouquet has a range of farts from chessy to funky to stinky. Fart type includes farts such as trumpet, poot or the wet fart. Density is how noticeable the fart is, with options from Barely noticeable to Off the scale. Also on the site, you can visit custom made farts, other fart stuff or look at the fart t-shirts. When I made this opinion, I didn't think there would be much to write about farts, but there you go! The advantages and disadvantages I have written are the same on each, as it depends on how you feel about farts.
Createafart.com is basically a site (well it says it all in the name really!) where you can create farts out of a range of menu’s and then either play it back to yourself or send it to a friend in an e-mail. So, whats so good about this site? Well, nothing really. I found the farts to be quite boring but they do make you smile and its just childish humour really. Something you could send somebody at the other end of the office who you know will laugh and show themselves up. So there we have it, that’s the basics of the site. The layout is ok, its not the best I’ve seen but its not the worst either. It basically gives you what you need to create a fart. The ‘fart creator’ is broken down into 4 sections: - Duration of the fart (that’s a pretty obvious one!) - Bouquet (or stench as you could say, although you can’t smell it so whats the point anyway?!) - Fart type (you know, wet fart, flappy fart, I aint going into the details here!) - Density (how big do you want it!) How long does the site keep your attention? Well it only kept mine for 2 minutes then I was off somewhere else and I only tried out a couple of them anyway, didn’t even bother sending any of them to anybody. Have a look, but its not a site I would recommend for humour, just a site that’s got to be seen really and you can judge for yourself!
My friends and I were a bit bored we were having a computer lesson at University. So we visited this site. It’s a bit of a bizarre site. It lets you create a fart, you chose what length you want, which noise you want it to sound like, if you want to be a really bad one. Within seconds you can create a fart, simple as that. Put your speakers on as someone walks past click on ‘create a fart’ a second or two later, a terrible, fart sounding noise appears. If you don’t know the computer has produced it, you would really think it was a fart. Either look at them in disgust or look around for the culprit. It’s so funny, they think its you and don’t say anything, every so often carry on creating a different fart. It’ll have you in stitches, its such a good laugh. Make sure you’re friends keep a straight face. The ultimate prank would to make it out as if the tutor had a bad fart day, but we know how far to go. It’s a good site to visit. Close your room door and create farts, your parents will think its you, that’s’ how good it is. But after a couple of laughs it doesn’t be funny but it’s a good site to visit if you have time to kill. Very easy to follow and the site is easy to navigate.
This is one of those sites you find completely by accident. In this case by looking at it from the Dooyoo link. This is essentialy a school boy humour site dedicated to farting. There's all sorts of farting books for sale, even a t-shirt ! The main purpose of the site is to send farting emails to friends or enemies. You compose your fart according to taste :- Duration Bouquet Fart Type Density This ensures that the perfect fart is created. Preview it and then email it on to the victim. Good fun but would be even better when technology allows for smells to be sent by email !
This site was brought to my attention when I visited the humour section on Dooyoo, so I thought why not give it a go, and when I visited the site it was well layout. You could design your fort and choose the following, - the duration of the fort - bouquet (smell) - fart type - density This section all had options and at first I choose one and it when you click on pull finger it farts, you need your speakers on for this. This is so childish, but it is funny, it is difficult not to find it happy. At first I was clicking on anything unsure how the setting worked, so accidentally I choose duration embarrassingly long, and already had the speakers on high volume, so anyway my mum was walking into the computer room when she heard the fart. Just imagine how embarrassing it was and the fart type was trumpet. A descent humorous site for the kid in you. You can share your fart by e-mailing someone else. Worth a visit, even you consider you are to old for this. An easy to follow site.
I liked this site. As a one off though. It is not the sort of site you often admit to visiting but I did and I laughed and I sent on some farts to some unsuspecting now ex friends. (just kidding they thought it was hillarious). I did find to my friends embarrassment that you have to be careful when forwarding on these attachments to warn the recepient. I forgot and my friend who was sat in the middle of the office, played the attachment. Everything went quiet and her boss didn't look that amused. SORRY was the next email I sent her! You basically go to the site, choose the length of the fart, the type and even the smell (SICK) then it plays it to you and you can send it on if you like it. WHO LIKES THEM! Only childish people like me.
Oh tsk, now how childish are you for reading this!? You see the word fart and you rush to it dontcha? Tsk, tsk and thrice tsk! Well go here and play then: createafart.com ...you know you want to! The basic idea of createafart, and it is 'basic' in every sense of the word, is that you can create farts here and email them to people. Hurrah! Umm, that's it, can I go now? lol! There really isn't anything else to say! You visit the site, are presented with 4 menus from which you can select various options from fart type, duration, density and bouquet, click "pull my finger" to create the fart and then email it. That simple. If you play around with the options you can end up with some real doozies and erm, well it ought not to be fun but in a joyfully childish way it is!! Go play next time you're bored... **Update** Ooh, what a joyfully churny opinion that was lol Umm, I suppose I ought to update, the only problem being is there really ain't that much else to say! Umm, well... Createfart has added a few things since this opinion was written. Erm, firstly pop-ups unfortunately, but you're already using Opera or a pop-up stopper aren't you? Oh good, then you won't care. Those who aren't using either should consider doing so, makes internet life bearable y'know. Anhoo, ignore those and you've got some links through to fart related products, like fart machines(y'know, those things which made walking through Debenhams a rather flatulent experience until the batteries ran out last Christmas), fart sweets and all kinds of farty items from US online stores who more than likely don't ship to the UK... Then there's a section of custom farts for those too lazy to create their own in 5 seconds from the home page. here you'll find the likes of the "draft beer fart" and the "sneaky elevator fart"... ...and that really IS it. Still churny innit? Ahh well. I'm not sure I'd recommend emailing one of your custom farts to anyone (well, maybe the boss on your way out of the company) because I seem to remember they keep the addrss on record and continue sending junk to you until you tell them not to. Their privacy statement is certainly lame to say the least anyway...just some rambling about cookies and little else! Happy farting!
Do you like farting? true but there's something about farting that makes most people laugh, and the noisier/smellier the fart is the louder the laughter! How childish can you get - but it is funny - there is something about farting that always raises a laugh or too which can't be bad - and this site enables the creation of your own personalized fart, from the: 1. Duration of it .e.g.a quickie, short, long or 'embarrasingly long... 2. Its bouquet (Its smell factor):you can choose to make it 'death-like 'cheesy' 'swampy' 'sulphourous' 'musty' 'funky' or just plain 'stinky' etc etc 3.Its character - is it a 'trumpet' or a 'ripper','giggler' or 'blaster'?,'wet fart' or 'popper'? you decide.. 4And lastly -The fart's density- will it be 'barely noticeable','just right' 'really bad' or 'off the scale'? make your mind up time.. When you have made each of these important decisions you will need to click on the picture of someone's finger before you are delivered your very own fart creation in wonderful stereo, I must admit I did laugh, but then I have a daft sense of humour and find farting funny - and admit to downloadding 'My fart will go on'from Napster a short but funny parody of the spitting scene from titanic, and 'Barney takes a dump'which is a crude but funny track. In additon to your own personalised fart there is also a customised fart section where you choose from a selection of wickedly titled windy offerings - for example 'sneaky elevator fart','Draft beer fart' and 'the howard' take your pick! You can email these to unsuspecting friends, and I admit to emailing one to my son, whom normally gets me with similar send-ups/jokes etc, and a few friends with a similar sense of humuor. There ar e also t-shirts to buy and the infamous remote control farting machine which allows you to detonate a fart from 100yds with the minature transmitter! good for a laugh or two me thinks. This is a fun site, good for a quick laugh and brilliant for breaking the ice(with breaking wind!) sometimes when the conversation runs dry.. or just for a giggle - I liked it, take a look and design a good one!!
I'd never heard of this site until I saw it on DooYoo, I was rather curious so I decided to take a look. The opening page invites you to make your own fart. You have to decide which density, duration, bouquet and type your fart should be, you then pull the finger, and you can hear your fart in all it's glory. You then have the opinion of emailing it to a friend. If you don't fancy making your own there are special made ones such as draft beer, the boss and a few more, these too can be emailed to a friend. You can also save you fart in wav format to listen to later. There is also the opportunity to purchase fart related items like T-shirts, books on farting and CD's. This site is good for first time visitors, but I can see myself visiting again.
Well I saw this in the Humour section of Dooyoo and you know what curiosity is like you just cant resist so I toddled of to www.createafart.com to see exactly what it was like. The answer - I was greated with a simple user interface with 4 menu's for me to select exactly which length and type of fart I actually wanted to hear. hhhmmm sounds really interesting doesnt it. Well I have to say it got a quick giggle, but only a giggle as much as you can give when listning to a long squeal of gushing air. I doubt you could stay there for long but you can save the farts or sent them via e-mail to someone else, something you might want to try. If you ever have a reason for wanting a fart noise for whatever reason you can find hundreds here, if like that sort of thing eh?
Have just visited this site,and it seems a good laugh.It is user friendly and is easy to input your fart sounds.Good for a quick laugh but not an addictive site.For top quality fart sounds i recomend you visit www.supertom or www.funny-sounds,these sites are packed full of farts,burps and all other bodily sounds.Create a fart is ok but compared to the above mentioned sites it is a bit tame.Could do with a general upheaval,to get it up with the really funny sites.