createafart.com

Create a Fart, is exactly what the title suggests, it is a Web Site, that allows you to create the most disgusting fart know to mankind. The site is so easy to use, and within a minute you can create a fart. First of all you need to select the fart duration, it can choose from quick, short, long or embrassingly long. Now you next to choose it's bouquet it can be musty, cheesy, swampy, death-like, funky or stinky. Next it is the fart type you can pick trumpet, popper, ripper, wet fart, or blaster. Last but not least you how to choose its density this can be barely noticeable, just right, really bad, or off the scale. All ...

Before anyone out there tells me that I am old enough to know better let me just tell you that I already know that. The thing is that I'm also old enough to know worse. I think this is a really funny site. It's childish, juvenile and smutty but who cares. You can create any kind of fart you like here and then email it to someone else. There are four main qualities needed to make one of these perfect. You need to select the correct duration, bouquet, fart type and density. The whole operation is much like choosing a fine wine. (Substitute 'wine type' for 'fart type' though). 1. Select your duration: Quick, short, long, ...

I noticed this website while browsing through the internet humour section of Dooyoo. Is there anyone who would resist clicking on 'Create a Fart'? To create a fart, you choose through a range of different durations, bouquets, fart types and the density. Once you have created an imaginative fart of your choice, you can 'pull my finger' to hear the sound, or even e-mail the fart to a 'friend'. There are 4 choices for the fart duration. These are quick, short, long or embarassingly long. Embarassingly long is probably the most used. Fart bouquet has a range of farts from chessy to funky to stinky. Fart type includes farts ...