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SMELL MY SHIT.
Member Name: sillygilly
Date: 27/10/01, updated on 27/10/01 (1162 review reads)
Advantages: Funny, Email farts
Disadvantages: Short lived
Create a Fart, is exactly what the title suggests, it is a Web Site, that allows you to create the most disgusting fart know to mankind.
The site is so easy to use, and within a minute you can create a fart. First of all you need to select the fart duration, it can choose from quick, short, long or embrassingly long.
Now you next to choose it's bouquet it can be musty, cheesy, swampy, death-like, funky or stinky.
Next it is the fart type you can pick trumpet, popper, ripper, wet fart, or blaster.
Last but not least you how to choose its density this can be barely noticeable, just right, really bad, or off the scale.
All you have to do now is to pull the finger, and you can hear your fart in all its glory.
You can even email your creation to a friend, you can choose custom made farts that have been specially blended you can choose from lots of delicious flavours such as musty girl fart, the boss and the sneaky elevator fart.
You can also purchase fart t-shirts, CD's and books.
This is a funny site, however, it is only funny once, so it is a short-lived joke.
I was playing my fart, when my husband poked his head through the door, and said "Don't you ever stop?" the cheek eh!