Sundays Worship at the Altar of Alcohol. (sundaynights.co.uk)

Member Name: Muffin_the_Mule

Product:	sundaynights.co.uk
Date:	18/12/02 (502 review reads)
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Advantages: Girls with nice boobs

Disadvantages: some drunkeness commited to the records for ever and ever., Grumble Grumle, still have to go through Opinions and take out Question marks, grumble Grumble

There are places in and around every large City where a certain type of people live.

I'm not being controversial, just observational.

There is a Town not far from where I live in the North-West of England where It seems that for some unknown reason, like a Maori tribal identification tongue tattoo, only less painful, The inhabitants of Ashton-Under-Lyne like to wear clothes that the ilk of Mr Burberry, Mr and Mr Dolce and Gabbana, and often unfortunately Miss Moschino have spent Millions of pounds, hours of other peoples talent and years of fine tuning to design.

All very well, you may think. However, unlike Paris, Milan or New York, you don't get these designs from under-staffed glass fronted Boutiques.
You get them in a flimsy white carrier bag from nice men with independently extreme odours on the market. If you ignore the Spelling mistakes, or the odd extra stripe on the shoes, you can still tell from afar that they are crafted in the finest back garden sheds by a 3 fingered geriatric with a drink problem, delusions of grandeur, and a Ford Capri on the drive.
This is Ashton by daytime. Lots of markets, lots of people wandering around making you wonder what they actually all do to afford such a relaxed lifestyle.

Ashton by night is such a different kettle of fish that it deserves a far better analogy than a fish comparison. Behold. It gets imports of funk and the pubs open till very late. All you need now is someone to explain to the masses what it's all about.
www.sundaynights.co.uk is the pre-weekend wind up and post-weekend piss take for the happenings of Stalybridge (AKA StalyVegas) on Fridays and Ashton (AKA Ashton) on Sundays.

The site itself is as easy to navigate as a well organised fleamarket.
The first thing you have to do is register so that you can join in all the fun and frivolity and use all the facilities of the site.
Usually when I see the words 'Register' I
think 'money' and that if I put my 'credit card' into 'the computer', the evil internet is going to take it straight to Russia and it'll be used to buy a new windscreen for a 1960's spaceship so they can carry on going to the moon instead of feeding their population, Making me responsible for their hunger and probably their weather too. Luckily, the registration on sundaynights.co.uk is free, so no worries. Move on.

Once registered with your name - it can be either a foolish wooden donkey from the 1950's, or if like me, you only use your real name, then that's OK too - we can begin, so I hope you are sitting comfortably?

The front page has the Navigation links to the different parts of the site in a funky-but-readable font down the left hand side, and then adverts for the up and coming night time events around the region.

The different areas of the site are:

"CHAT"
Here, is a somewhat basic chatroom that irritatingly updates by refreshing the page every few seconds, so expect to type the same thing over and over again, only to feel totally inept when your message appears on-screen 7 times all at once.
You will need your Username and password before you can even try get in here.

"GOSSIP"
This is a busy page that will mean absolutely nothing to you what so ever unless you either live in the towns, or visit them with disturbing regularity. Me then.

"COVERGIRL"
Aaaaahhhhhhh sweet sweet ladies.
This page has a special place in my heart, due to the fact that most of the girls on here are some of my bestest buddies.
Guys - ever wanted to see your attractive but plutonic girlfriend pose all warm and lovely?
Girls - ummmm, (Running the risk of being sexist here, so lets go feminist instead) Girls! Imagine if suffrage (as in suffragettes - not suffer age) ended - you'd have to live like this I think, so in true Bullseye
style
"Let's have a look at what you could have won!"
but there's no boats though.

"GALLERY"
There's two of these, the Ashton one and then the Vegas one.
Marvel at the posing wannabes and just how ugly you can look after that 7th lager shandy.
Every so often, you might even see an incredibly handsome bloke lurking in the background, trying not to look too handsome. I'll be next to him.
The Pictures from the Friday nihts out usually get updated on Sunday daytime, and the Sunday night pictures get updated by Monday teatime.
Meaning that you have a maximum of 2 days to explain/apologise/think of excuses.

If any of the photos that you see are either suitable for submittal to court as evidence, or you plain like the art of them, they are available for purchase from the nice grey haired man who takes them. Just click the helpfully titled link 'click here to Order you Photograph prints'

Final link on the main page is
"POST IT"
Essentially a guestbook for the Ashton and Vegas Regulars to organise nights out, argue over who's conquest was nicest, or just lark about on. Same as every other guestbook then.

Overall, the site is tidy and easy to get around once you are registered.
There is a distinct 'community' feel about the guestbook area, but this is only a good thing if you are a member of this community, and could be intimidating if you are new to the area.
That said, it is a good way to learn the best pubs, bars and clubs in the local area, so those who are new, don't stay new for long area area and area some more..

Nearly new, not second hand.
David "the Duke" Dickinson would sell this with pride and colourfull glasses aplenty.

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