Dooyoo know the most tired Dooyoo pun? (aka. The "Berlioz is a big sell-out" questionnaire) (The site in general)

Name: berlioz II

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Product:	The site in general
Date:	02/07/08 (122 review reads)
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Advantages: Read an assortment of stuff you don't care to know about of me

Disadvantages: This is so useless it causes my ethics to crumble down to smoldering dust

I felt silly enough to do this. Bask in this opportunity, as I don't reign down crumbs like this every day.


Q. How did you discover Dooyoo?

People were mouthing off on Ciao how much better Dooyoo was and, even as I said I wouldn't be joining another review site, I ended up doing it regardless. So much for grand resolutions. I didn't think much of it at first (it felt so impersonal to my warm and fluffy pair of Ciao bunny slippers), but eventually I ended growing up, getting serious and gave Ciao the German marching boot right up the buttcheeks.


Q. Why did you join?

I don't know. Should I have had a reason past "since everybody else joined too"?


Q. What was your very first opinion on?

A cross-posted essay on Neon Genesis Evangelion I did for Ciao that was so vast and epic that it didn't even get crowned because people were genuinely afraid of it. That was 2005.


Q. Did you find it easy to get the hang of Dooyoo?

No. I found it dangely-doo hard and I didn't initially know what I was supposed to do. Of course that was the pre-facelifted Dooyoo vintage 2005 so I don't remember now how it was back then. But I do remember it didn't come off that easy.


Q. Did you read other opinions before you posted your first one?

I considered myself experienced enough to know how to do a review, so no I didn't. I just posted straight off.


Q. Do you write no/some/many comments?

No when I'm too damn tired to write any or I have nothing to say on the matter. Some if I'm in the mood to mouth out a bit. And many if I'm drunk... that last one I try to avoid, though.


Q. When you click on the list of Newest Reviews, do you read your friend's opinion no matter what they're on/according to subject no matter who has written it/preferably the opinion of new members?

When I have the energy to read around, I usually just type in the extension /toplist/reviews and off I go (and skip around a lot of reviews I know I'm not interested in). On the other, I try to give return reads on the few reviews I post a month. That usually falls on the wayside when I get lost on other sites for weeks on end, though, so don't be surprised if you don't end up getting one of those courtesy calls and I disappear for a long time.


Q. Do you write your opinions in one sitting?

Mostly. Then again, sometimes I just can't seem to get one written, so in those instances I don't. I rather see if I can get a story written within a week. Now that's tough. Reviews are a toss over the shoulder in comparison.


Q. Do you use a spell check?

I only use spell check on my stories since those are more likely to have more errors and typos than my reviews. My reviews are usually 98% perfect, so there's no need for a spell check.


Q. Do you think you can improve you chances of a crown if you suck up to a guide?

Don't everybody do that? I mean, how else would you explain all my crowns? That, or because they are rightfully mine anyway, since I'm Dooyoo royalty.


Q. Are you a member of a forum or chat room?

Review Writers' Forum, though I've been pretty inactive recently. Also there's the forum on FilmTracks I contribute on occasion (butt jokes and such). I sometimes go on a frenzy on DeviantArt. And then there's this one forum on FanFiction.net that is fun, though slightly childish. That latter I post on just to annoy other people with my superior intelligence.


Q. Does it get to you when members praise or condemn you?

Of course people should praise me. I'm practically a reviewing god. There are no grounds for condemnation.


Q. What did you do with your spare time before joining Dooyoo?

Jerking off I guess. You know, the same stuff I do to this day.


Q. What do you wish for the future?

Lots of money and stuff. Maybe a harem... and a little dictatorship of my own...

By the by, this the 400th write-up in this category.

(PS. If none of the above made you smile even a little bit, then you are a heartless sob. I shall pity thee.)

© berlioz, 2008 (though I don't really feel the need to copyright any of the above)

Summary: If I get many VU rates for this, I will go crazy.