Hot, damn hot, hotter than a snakes ass??? (Heat)

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Product:	Heat
Date:	23/11/01 (174 review reads)
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I have to admit I really am a classic sucker for gossip. Real trashy gossip. I think it?s probably a girl thing, but I have noticed my boyfriend taking a rather long look at a few of my mags.

I came across heat (now if a was a man that may be looked upon differently) by accident. I was bored and it was time for my well-earned afternoon break, so I plotted a course for the smoke room. I was for a change the only person in there, but there was a copy of heat on the table. So I decided that rather than peeling my eyeballs for fun, I?d take a look.

I was very impressed; it was a great read plenty of celeb nitty gritty, fashion tips, news (trash news of course), great features, reviews (not as good as the ones you see on ciao), full TV listings and the obligatory crossword and horoscopes section.

For the girls we have girly stuff and gossip.

For the Guys we have the unrivaled pull of tits and ass (sorry guys, but you know the pull is far too strong to resist)

I like the fact that when you look through Heat your not always getting ?oh she?s so great? or ?------ looks fantastic again?. No heat often catches them legs a drift, or with half of their nipple saying hi when their totally smashed. Now to me that?s entertainment. I don?t just want to hear how great Britney spears looks, I want to know about when she got her shoe stuck, tripped over and made a total ass out of herself. That?s the kind of thing that makes you feel better about yourself, so the next time you fall down a flight of stairs p**s*d, you can sit there in the fag butts think ?yes posh spice is doing this all the time?. Then justified you can jump to your feat and go about making an even bigger fool of yourself.

I also like the fact they tell you how you can dress like them for a fraction of the price!! I could never afford to buy a tee shirt that cost 600 quid. They manage to find a look-a-like that will probably set you back a fiver. Job don
e, a fiver lighter in your pocket, but hey presto everyone thinks your Geri Halliwell.

One thing though, if you don?t like Posh Spice you would be advised to give it a miss, its odds on that she?ll be in there somewhere, she?s rather like the credit card application forms they stuff magazines with, in every issue.

One part of the magazine I really like is Say What, its just inside the back cover. It really makes me giggle. The section is made up entirely of celebrity quotes! Normally really stupid ones. For example ?I spend so much time living by myself ? mostly in hotels- and I pick up cats when I?m feeling particularly lonely? Penelope Cruz, maybe she should talk to Hugh Grant he?d be in far less bother if he picked up cats!

The Horoscopes section is very good too. Rather than just the usual spiel they also tell you your compatibility with other signs for different things, this month its travel. So if you?re off on your jollies with a mate you can find out if the trip will be blissful harmony or sheer cat fighting agony.

The TV section is quite comprehensive. You get daily listings, accompanied by Heats picks for that day. You also get a list of the week?s best TV shows, which includes Terrestrial, Satellite, Cable and Digital. So if you are a really lazy person and can?t even be bother to read through the days TV to make your own mind up, the job has already been done for you.

In short, if you fancy some none serious stimulation, this queen of gossip is for you. It helps pass the boredom and fill you spare time with giggles. Trust me, seeing Sadie Frost with her thong right up her ass, really makes you feel better about yourself??.Cheers Sadie. Thongs for the memories.

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