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Turgid brainless dross. (Maxim)

bass100

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Maxim

Date: 21/09/00 (29 review reads)
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Advantages: Burns well.

Disadvantages: It exists.

Anyone who regularly reads Maxim must surely be a brain dead tosspot of the very highest order.

This magazine is full to bursting with mindless irrelevant rubbish that 'men' are supposed to like. It is a hideous pile of sexist garbage for people with extremely tiny brains and even tinier todgers.

Imagine taking all the news stories out of the Sun newspaper and just leaving the mindless opinions and idiotic and forgettable articles. Then take page 3 and put it on another 20 or so pages. Perhaps interview one of the page 3 girls in an attempt to show that you are interested in their 'personalities.'
Finally stick some headlines on the cover. Good examples would be, 'How to last more than 20 seconds in bed' and 'What to do when your girlfriend leaves you for someone with a personality.'

And there you have it. Another issue of Maxim. The magazine for thick shallow senseless cretins.

It's great.

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bass100

- 20/11/00

Yeah that's right dude- you have to be either a sexist brainless cretin or a trainspotter- you seem to think that they are the only two choices available in life.
I see that you've plumped for the former.
But if Maxim or FHM printed an article about trains you'd lap it up....you dull, ignorant toss gargler.
Mattlanuze

- 19/11/00

Interesting opinion. I duely await your views on your preffered reading material - trainspotters monthly perhaps?
bass100

- 02/11/00

If anything I think that the Sun is probably more sexist, stupid and useless than Maxim. The Sun is certainly more dangerous, not just because people perceive it's contents as being 'news'- people do this because like it or not, the Sun does report on what's going on in the world, albeit in a rather reactionary and biased way; but also because people like you assume that I have deemed it to be 'newsworthy.' I wrote about taking some elements from the Sun newspaper. Nowhere did I say that the elements left behind were in any way useful or more valid.
Read my opinion about The Sun which was written before this opinion to see what I think about that rag.

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