Penthouse

Pull up in the car ... furtive look around ... no one there ... slip out and lock the door ... sidle up to the newsagents ... damn there's a woman inside and she's got kids ... poke about in the chocolate bars for a while until she's gone ... success at last, we're all alone the shopkeeper and me and he's a man!!! Oh no, his young teenage female assistant has come out with the tea ... bugger! Just buy a Mars Bar and have done with it!!! Sound familiar? No, well there are only two sorts of men - those who read pornography and those who are liars ... oh yes, and Mrs dave27 says there is me as well, totally asexual and more interested ...

First off, sorry about the bad pun. I'm not sure if Penthouse publishes a different version of their magazine in the UK. If so, this review may not make a lot of sense. In the US, Penthouse magazine has started pushing legal boundaries in its pictorials. If you folks get the same magazine over there that we get over here, you'll get to see lots of naked women peeing all over everything! It had been some years since I had looked at a porno magazine. I can't remember what it was that brought me over to looking through a recent issue of Penthouse... let's just say "something came up", and there was a copy laying around at a ...

Penthouse is yet another mens magazine, that mainly focuses it's content on the naked bodies of the female species. And i am certainly not going to complain about it. I have not read or looked at this magazine for a couple of years (honest), but the majority of the pictures are artistically taken,if thats possible. It does have some good motoring features, and regular jokes and cartoons. However my favourite part of such magazines is reading the readers writes section and reading their stories and fantasies. But as everyone knows the main reason for these magazines is the solo satisfaction of men if you know what i mean! ...