Worth a read surely (The Sunday Sport)

Member Name: misslook

Product:	The Sunday Sport
Date:	17/06/01 (9939 review reads)
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Advantages: sexy, funny, stupid

Disadvantages: I don't think much of the contents is true

Ever since I’ve been with my fella, He’s always rushed off to the shop on a Sunday morning to buy The Sunday Sport, and that’s not all, he arrives home every day from work with his flask, his lunch box and the Dairy Sport folded neatly under his arm. To be honest I think it keeps him sane, or his he just a pathetic male that likes to read outrageous stories and look at naked women during his lunch breaks.

I must admit I sometimes browse through it to see what wild stories they have printed for the day. (Maybe the queen has been video taped using the rampant rabbit vibrater and they have it plastered on the middle page.
Well not to everyone’s taste but I defiantly get some smiles whilst reading some of the stories the paper includes in it.
So a bit about the layout. It always has an eye-catching title on the front-page e.g. Cilla Black topless inside. Or a story about a footballer whose having sex with a page three girl.
The second page is usually about politics or the royal family. (Usually something untrue and bizarre but can be quite amusing depending on your mood).
The third page well I think it must be tradition now for The Sport to find cracking babe to make the lads drool.
The paper will then chose selected pages to embarrass stars such as Her, say. (Myleene stunner confesses to wanting a threesome with Kim and Suzanne.
The paper will almost defiantly treat you on an update of what’s going on in the big brother house, or will have digged out a very embarrassing photo’s of your past to splash all over the page.
Tony Blair is usually in it somewhere with an artical a side him with numerous complains and swear words.
Jordan the sexy babe whose sex life is a bit exciting to say the least always seems to be in the somewhere, flashing her boobs.
“Jordan - who loves anal sex, enjoyed a three-in a bed session with the Sport girl Alicia Duvall and Dwight York. Alicia dated Dwight bef
ore he met Jordan (fascinating stuff this).
The paper is jam backed full of advertisements on anything from “ bored house wives wanting to have sex with you over the phone”, to Mobile Phones to D.N.A Paternity testing even some kinds of diet pills.
It gives you (I must say) an excellent choice ring tones and phone slogans, anything from Playboy to X Men.
There is an Agony Aunt section - this is one of my favourite pages it is totally stupid most of the time.
It's usually about sad people e.g. “I can’t get my hands on enough boobs. They must be about 37 inches before I will ask a girl out. He then goes on to say ” I m really worried is there something wrong with me”(well I’m not going into that one).
You’ll find the odd crossword that is not to bad there is only a few solutions such as strip and boob.
It’s got loads of pages on sex videos and few at the back on sport.

Oh and my favourite page of all are the, At The Courts. These stories are really interesting some include serious stuff but most just go on about women having sex and men being caught shagging cows while on there way home from the pub.

Great for a laugh, enjoyable to read, but I’m still wondering if anything in it his actually true.

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