The nations favourite toilet paper...er...I mean newspaper... (The Sun)

Member Name: Catzy

Product:	The Sun
Date:	04/11/03 (80 review reads)
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Advantages: The columnists

Disadvantages: The whole fakeness of it.

The Sun is apparently the most popular newspaper in Britain.

And yes, that is a pig you can see flying past your window.

Why exactly do people buy this trash?

It is pointless rubbish. The only good thing is that it does have good opinion columns..( Lorraine Kelly, Ally Ross, Dominic Mohan..)

Firstly, it is always complimenting itself. s that because noone else will?

Secondly, it is pursuading young girls to live their career as a curvy topless Page 3 Model. It is basically giving out the message..." If you are more than a size 6 you need to lose weight "
And the paper actually has stories of anorexic people in it. I wonder how the interview with the sufferers went?

Sun columnist: So, why did you feel you needed to be thin in the first place?
Girl: Because the sun is only nice to people who are skinny and good looking.
Sun columinst: Er...are you sure you dont mean The Mirror?

Another thing I hate about this paper is how it only supports the things that people like. I remember that they launched a campaign to get rid of Jade in BB3. (Big Brother 3)
A few weeks later it realised people liked Jade. And hey presto! The Sun magically changes to backing Jade all the way through.
When the first series of Fame Academy started, The Sun was thinking " Yes! If we back this tv show before anyone else does, then people will love us! "

FA then turned out to be a ratings disaster.

The Sun swiches from being the official Fame Academy Paper to showing next o nothing coverage on the show that they supposedly back.

The sun is fake trash which degrades females with headles focussed on celebrity's breasts or bottoms.
THis is the family paper that is the nations favourite.
Well, it looks like all the male population are going to turn into breast obsessed insensetive pigs that The Sun of course hates.

Geez, The Sun hates its own pro
duct?

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