The most influencial British paper. (The Sun)

Member Name: Zraciok

Product:	The Sun
Date:	15/02/04 (289 review reads)
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Advantages: Tits

Disadvantages: Tits

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Ok, I admit it, a couple of times I have bought this paper. It was, yes I know it is a cheesy excuse, but, as I said, it was because of the vouchers. Vouchers to go go to holiday homes for less than nothing (in fact in the end I did not go there, I had been put of by the smiles of the happy families The Sun was showing!) and also when they had some scoops I dunnoremember whom on!

The Sun helps UK being British. Hurrah! It convinced T Blair to have a look at the current legislation on immigration, because The Sun discovered there are 40 millions gipsies in Poland only. At the moment, they are all in hiding, but if you look under the big stones, you can find them!

The Sun, also brights our day with luvely babes on page 3, with the same smile, and with a couple of saucy tits to make your monday journey on the train or tube a bit merrier.

If you are a carpenter, a plumber, or for that mater in any of these trades, and do nto leave a copy of The Sun on the seat of your van when "pretending" to work somewhere, you are guilty of contempt to the Queen, and the minimum sentence is 20 years in jail reading The Guardian.

The Sun has got many colours, which is not fair if you are a kid of 5 since you would like to paint the paper yourself, and not have it done already!

The Sun sells more than one million copies every day, that makes roughly 1 copy every 50 people in this country. i surveyed my friends and acquantainces, who all togetehr are more than 100, and nobody admitted to buying The Sun, which basically means that 2 of these people that I thought I could trust are liars!

The Sun always tell you the market value of the properties of
each of the people they write article on. I have never found out if they get backshees from some of the local estate agents.

I love The Sun and I am produ of it!

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