ode to hand cream (Neutrogena Hand Cream)

Member Name: giksy21

Product:	Neutrogena Hand Cream
Date:	20/03/08 (93 review reads)
Rating:

Advantages: excellent all round

Disadvantages: drab packet

mainly due to works demands,
i needed something for my hands.
i took my best mates good advice,
they told me something that was nice.
they said to me to go for this,
the feel of you hands will be pure bliss.
made i believe for norways sailors,
could be used by stewards, or tailors.
where can i buy this magical feat,
why any chemist on the high street.
its great for when your hands are dry,
when their so cracked you want to cry.
its great for when your hands are rough,
if your life has been quite tough.
its great for when your hands are cracked,
when your youthful skin has been attacked.
just dab it on, dont need too much,
makes skin so soft to the touch.
whats that scent, i cannot tell,
well its not the cream it doesn't smell.
unscented is the way it comes,
dont like a cream that really hums.
like norways flag its red, white and blue,
tube looks drab, that much is true.
but does the pack matter too much,
when the cream works so well , the effects are such,
that even with the steepish price,
its worth it for a cream thats really nice.
a tiny bottle, two forty nine,
surely it will be gone in no time,
thats what i thought, when first i bought,
but soon to me, a lesson taught.
you dont get much, but its all you need,
you only need to use a bead,
a tiny drop, the size of a pin head,
you'll be amazed how far it will spread.
how quickly do you notice it working?
you will find find that soon your hands stop hurting,
instantly you find your hands are great,
so i am glad for the advice of my mate,
who told me which one to take.
my hands were hard and cracked and nasty,
now their soft and smooth and tasty.
so if like me you at you wits end,
go for this cream, its gods own blend,
or so you'd think it works so well,
that you will find it hard to live,
without the good that it can give.
it came to me from out of the blue,
and i can now advise it to you,
fellow dooyooers go buy this now,
and soon you will discover how,
it goes on quickly and spreads so far,
its not smelly or oily, or thick like tar.
if its releif you need, then look no more,
this product helps me close the door,
on all the others that i've spied,
this is the best that i have tried.
So listen now, i wont be tricksy,
heed the words of your friend giksy,
who tells to you nothing but truth,
and my hands are here as living proof.
I know that the, you cannot see,
but take it now, good word from me.
its not too cheap, but it is great,
so thanks again to my good mate,
without who's advice i would not have found,
the best value cream for my hard earned pound!

G

Summary: the best out there