A brass-playing MAN'S lip balm (pron. may-ern) (Vaseline Lip Therapy)

Member Name: mpafp

Product:	Vaseline Lip Therapy
Date:	19/03/03 (255 review reads)
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Advantages: It works, Ball-scratching, Convenient size

Disadvantages: Effeminate

Yes, I am male. Yes, I do use this product. And that is OK. True, many people consider a healthy concern for your lips to be rather an effeminate characteristic. But I don't care. I'm comfortable enough about my own masculinity to not need to worry about such things. Besides, I have an alibi. I play the trumpet, and am a super-studmuffin, so my lips must always be in top condition if I am to get the best results in both these fields.

Because of this, I have experienced a great variety of different lip products in my time. Chap sticks, and such things are not really worth mentioning, they do a very poor job. Creams in tubes can be very effective but are often messy, especially in metal tubes which can split after a while and besmear the insides of your pockets. Small tubs are the best: they do not leak, and can contain a more fluid substance than a stick, which will invariably be better than a harder substance.

This vaseline stuff is very effective. I'm not sure that it is any different from standard-issue vaseline, in fact I have the gravests doubts upon the matter, but the stuff works. Also the tin is a very convenient size, flat enough to go comfortably in a pocket, even a male pocket, which usually has much more in it than a female one (because they have handbags of course). Also, having one of these provides an invaluable alibi for scratching your balls: just whip out the tin afterwards aqnd nobody will ask any questions.

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