Charlie Penguin's Profile
The life of a Penguin is not so bad. There's always regular work with Iceland and once a year I get covered in chocolate for the Pirrelli Penguin calendar. Women love to p-p-p-pick up a Penguin, especially when he's covered in chocolate!
I first tasted fame as Dick Van Dyke's Penguin dance double in Mary Poppins. I remember him turning to me and saying "Cor blimey guv, youse moves like a proppa Penguin, and make no mistake". Since then I have undertaken various TV and Radio work, but have always refused to do nude work, unless it was written in the script or my fee was being paid in fresh Herrings.
My next role is as a cheeky Penguin Barrow-Boy in Eastenders. I've got one line, which is "Phiiiil, we've got to talk". Trouble is I keep saying "Phiiiil, we've got to sqwuaark"! Unless I can master the line soon, they are threatening to relegate me to a non-talking role, as a stuffed cushion on Pat's sofa.
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The Sky is Porcelain
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