Ladymagic's Profile
NEW PROFILE ADDED 4TH AUGUST 2009......ENJOY
So, here I am in my mid 50’s with a number of items missing from the old bod and still bits falling off that shouldn’t be , add to this the fact that my eye sight , hearing and digestive system is all going South for the winter while I’m going North for the fishing season and what do you have ? An old crock only fit for the knacker’s yard, I tell you if I was a horse you’d be licking me on the back of an envelope by now and I’d taste disgusting.
In 2002 I took the plunge and married again, just before the age where it looks like all I did it for was to have a carer in house, mind you he can talk (when I let him that is) as ‘silly one’ who sleeps as I sit here and write to you, yes, you the one who’s in my profile at this very minute wondering why on earth you should want to read the ravings of an obvious lunatic ……..look to ones self is all I can say mate ! Right were was I before you interrupted me?
Oh yes, silly one cut his right hand off in an accident some 27 years ago , unfortunately it still hasn’t grown back yet, so now he’s moved onto his right leg with some gusto . A few years ago as silly one was coming down a mountain he feel into a narrow hole ,which made his knee joint snap backwards (ohhhhhh bet that stung a bit) then a few years later both of his feet developed carpal tunnel so the great men in white coats ( no ,not the loony-bin people) decided to put poor old man’s right ankle and knee in a metal brace .He keeps trying to convince me he’s auditioning for a part in the new Transformers movie part 3, but being the wise on of the family I know different as you have to be able to actually walk without falling down to be an actor ,a thing that silly one seems to have somehow forgotten over the past few months.
Take for instance the morning ritual of the house, every morning as he makes his way to get furry bottomed critter and darling wifey (I’m the wifey not the furry bottomed one by the way) a cup of coffee in bed I am met by the melodic sounds of what appears to be a herd of elephants rampaging down the stairs……..pita….pata…..pita….pata………bang, bang, bang, bang …..splatttttt as he hits each step one after another finally hitting his head on the radiator at the bottom with a gong as metal hits wood, sorry I mean his head,
As he staggers to his feet I lay in bed with the deepest concern (cough, cough) for silly one as a number of heaving , puffing and panting sounds emerge from the lower stair level , not to dissimilar of one of those obscene phone calls one gets .
But nope hubby dearest has managed to stand upright and with renewed intentions trundles into the dinning room …..pita….pata…pita …pata ……splatttttttttt as his feet which he correctly housed in nice warm fluffy wool socks before leaving the bedroom have taken upon themselves to joined in the conspiracy and silly one literally shoots across the shiny wooden flooring straight under the dinning room table , to have eye ball contact with furry bottomed critter.
Shrieking in fear as a 12 stone man dressed only in socks and a loose dressing gown comes shooting at you full speed trying to squeeze him into the base of a chair that only just has room enough for one small pussy cat and an assortment of toys. Harley now clawing like mad to escape from what furry bottomed critter believes to be some mad kitty napper out to take not only him from his two legged human mummy , but his beloved Mr Tinkles toy as well . With a mighty squawk unlike parrot with his tail on fire, Harley claws out as far as they can possible go, drags himself across the body that stands between him and freedom, Mr Tinkles in mouth ‘as the kitty napper ant gonna have him either ‘
Laying there in the warm bed listening to the thuds, bangs and screams, somewhere in the distance and tiny bell keeps ringing, and I know coffee will soon be on the way.
Once the screams have subsided from the dinning room and silly one has at last managed to get up from the floor releasing himself from the hold of the black fur ball with spikes sticking out from all corners, I can be contend in the knowledge that tomorrow it will all happen again, and as the little bell gets louder and louder out from behind the door pops the head of my furry bottomed critter, Harley complete with Mr tickles in his mouth and that knowing look of
‘Got the b****r again mum, fishing line works a treat’ Ah, Cats ….don’t we just love them!
Disabled with rare degenerative condition called 'POTS' which I have passed on to my 18 year old son, I'm married to a disabled man, we have 7 adult kids between us and 7 grandchildren so far . I retired from work in 2001 because my condition is a degenerative one and now a write for a living, I’m working on two books at this time, a comedy book and a book about a werewolf. I recently brought home two cats, mum aged 18 months and her last baby, Harley aged 2 months, unfortunately mum bullied Harley so much that we had to send her back to the home a few days ago, the vet just seemed to think it would get worse as Harley got older and as we wanted Harley first and mum was an after thought, or rather we were talked into having her by the person who was trying to house her I don’t feel guilty. Poor little Harley has really suffering and had been injured in cat fights with his own mum. The family all fund-raise for the Dame Hannah Rogers school in Ivybridge, I have built and own 'Hogworts castle' it took me over 8 years to design and build it from scratch, I've shipped in a number of items from the Harry Potter films including a life size Dobby the house elf, I have made 8 fully feathered life size owls and many other Harry Potter items.
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