SpankMarvin's Profile

About this Member

My absence from the dooyoo scene was due to a slight communication error. I replied to one of those "Make money quick, from home" schemes which was pasted on a phonebox. What I didn't realise was this meant being sent to a real home.

After many months of sterile rooms and strange white slippers, I finally cleared up the mistake, although by then I had been subjected to three months of electroshock treatment to "get rid of the ghosts". Now I can no longer looks at a girls thighs without screaming in agony.

Don't touch my ears or my neck.

SpankMarvin Trusts:

caroline ward
dooyoo member since: 22/02/01
indiecater
dooyoo member since: 04/09/00
Aang
dooyoo member since: 13/08/00
Waikie
dooyoo member since: 26/06/00
sshaikh
dooyoo member since: 04/06/01

SpankMarvin is Trusted By:

hert1137
dooyoo member since: 15/02/07
Waikie
dooyoo member since: 26/06/00
Aang
dooyoo member since: 13/08/00
KingHerrod
dooyoo member since: 10/02/01
caroline ward
dooyoo member since: 22/02/01

Reviews by SpankMarvin

Review	Community Rating	Total Readings
Category: Mouse / Trackball Mighty Mouse! Reviewed: Apple Mighty Mouse Rating:	Very useful	4716 Created: 13/10/03 Last Updated: 13/10/03
Category: Internet Site Last Resort.com more like it Reviewed: lastminute.com Rating:	Very useful	476 Created: 09/10/03 Last Updated: 20/09/04
Category: Offline Shopping Misc Will My Feet Ever Hurt Again, Doctor??? Reviewed: Doctor Martens Rating:	Very useful	1050 Created: 30/05/02 Last Updated: 31/05/02
Category: Movie DVD You WILL Watch This Film. You Don't Want to Watch Anoth ... Reviewed: Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones (DVD) Rating:	Very useful	41 Created: 20/05/02 Last Updated: 20/05/02
Category: Restaurant / Cafe National I JUST WANT COFFEE! NORMAL COFFEE! Reviewed: Starbucks Rating:	Very useful	1120 Created: 05/04/02 Last Updated: 17/05/02
Category: Skin Care Face Off Reviewed: King of Shaves K-XF Exfoliating Facial Scrub Rating:	Very useful	137 Created: 05/04/02 Last Updated: 05/04/02
Go on! Feel my face! Reviewed: Philishave Cool Skin HQ5620 Reflex Action Rechargeable Shaver Rating:	Very useful	878 Created: 06/07/01 Last Updated: 07/07/01
Category: Online Shop Happy Birthday, Get Fat Reviewed: thorntons.co.uk Rating:	Very useful	66 Created: 01/12/01 Last Updated: 01/12/01
I'll Have 60 Tickets for Elton John! Now! Reviewed: Aloud.com Rating:	Very useful	211 Created: 09/08/01 Last Updated: 06/04/02
Category: Printed Book War! Hrugh! What is it good for? Reviewed: Mrs Dalloway - Virginia Woolf Rating:	Very useful	508 Created: 01/12/01 Last Updated: 01/12/01
Who Am I, and Where's My Life? Reviewed: The Waves - Virginia Woolf Rating:	Very useful	1269 Created: 06/09/01 Last Updated: 06/09/01
What a Pneumatic Read! Reviewed: Brave New World - Aldous Huxley Rating:	Very useful	188 Created: 07/08/01 Last Updated: 07/08/01
Oooh Kurtz, You SAVAGE You! Reviewed: Heart of Darkness - Joseph Conrad Rating:	Very useful	431 Created: 30/07/01 Last Updated: 30/07/01
White-Knuckle Reading! Reviewed: Woman in White - Wilkie Collins Rating:	Very useful	1115 Created: 11/07/01 Last Updated: 11/07/01
Category: Destination National Bude-iful Mate!!! Reviewed: Bude Rating:	Very useful	583 Created: 07/09/01 Last Updated: 07/09/01
Category: TV Programme DJ Bob Hoskins Going Mental in a Dustbin! Reviewed: Brass Eye Rating:	Very useful	495 Created: 07/08/01 Last Updated: 08/08/01
Category: Digital Camera 1001010100001111010101: A Shot of My Cat in the Garden Reviewed: Kodak DC3200 Rating:	Very useful	264 Created: 03/08/01 Last Updated: 03/08/01
Category: Sports Equipment Row for 30 Minutes Without Moving! Reviewed: Body Sculpture 2300 Rating:	Very useful	3502 Created: 01/08/01 Last Updated: 01/08/01
Category: Archive Lifestyle How Not to Look Like Brian May or Anita Dobson Reviewed: Other John Frieda Rating:	Very useful	326 Created: 23/07/01 Last Updated: 24/07/01
Category: Transport International "This is the Railroad, to Hell..." Reviewed: Railways in general Rating:	Very useful	96 Created: 23/07/01 Last Updated: 23/07/01
Category: Bank Spare Some Change, Guv'nor? Reviewed: Nationwide Building Society Rating:	Very useful	290 Created: 12/07/01 Last Updated: 12/07/01
Category: Parenting Issues Everyone loses Reviewed: Young Offenders - What Should The Law Do With Them? Rating:	Very useful	62 Created: 12/07/01 Last Updated: 12/07/01
Category: Motorcycle Pop Pop Pop... Let's All Go To Brighton! Reviewed: Piaggio Vespa PX125 Rating:	Very useful	15288 Created: 10/07/01 Last Updated: 20/07/01
Category: Music Album Blow Me! It's Album 3! And It's Great! Reviewed: Weezer 'green Album' - Weezer Rating:	Very useful	70 Created: 06/07/01 Last Updated: 06/07/01
Category: Discussion Cruising for a Bruising Reviewed: Drink and Drive?! Rating:	Very useful	32 Created: 06/07/01 Last Updated: 06/07/01

Member Gallery

Member Statistics

dooyoo member since	05/07/01

Premium Reviews	25
Express Reviews	0
Comments Written	89
Reviews Rated	123
Crowns	3

Community Ratings	338
Very useful	318
Useful	20

Member Details

Email address:
johnners@biscituk.biz

First name:
John

Surname:
Sparrow

Date of birth:
14/03/80

Gender:
Male

Occupation:
college/graduate student

Industry:
education, research