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About this Member

My absence from the dooyoo scene was due to a slight communication error. I replied to one of those "Make money quick, from home" schemes which was pasted on a phonebox. What I didn't realise was this meant being sent to a real home.

After many months of sterile rooms and strange white slippers, I finally cleared up the mistake, although by then I had been subjected to three months of electroshock treatment to "get rid of the ghosts". Now I can no longer looks at a girls thighs without screaming in agony.

Don't touch my ears or my neck.

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Reviews by SpankMarvin

Review Community Rating Total Readings

Category: Mouse / Trackball
Crown Mighty Mouse!
Reviewed: Apple Mighty Mouse
Rating:

Very useful

4716
Created: 13/10/03
Last Updated: 13/10/03

Category: Internet Site
Last Resort.com more like it
Reviewed: lastminute.com
Rating:

Very useful

476
Created: 09/10/03
Last Updated: 20/09/04

Category: Offline Shopping Misc
Will My Feet Ever Hurt Again, Doctor???
Reviewed: Doctor Martens
Rating:

Very useful

1050
Created: 30/05/02
Last Updated: 31/05/02

Category: Movie DVD
You WILL Watch This Film. You Don't Want to Watch Anoth ...
Reviewed: Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones (DVD)
Rating:

Very useful

41
Created: 20/05/02
Last Updated: 20/05/02

Category: Restaurant / Cafe National
I JUST WANT COFFEE! NORMAL COFFEE!
Reviewed: Starbucks
Rating:

Very useful

1120
Created: 05/04/02
Last Updated: 17/05/02

Category: Skin Care
Face Off
Reviewed: King of Shaves K-XF Exfoliating Facial Scrub
Rating:

Very useful

137
Created: 05/04/02
Last Updated: 05/04/02

Go on! Feel my face!
Reviewed: Philishave Cool Skin HQ5620 Reflex Action Rechargeable Shaver
Rating:

Very useful

878
Created: 06/07/01
Last Updated: 07/07/01

Category: Online Shop
Happy Birthday, Get Fat
Reviewed: thorntons.co.uk
Rating:

Very useful

66
Created: 01/12/01
Last Updated: 01/12/01

I'll Have 60 Tickets for Elton John! Now!
Reviewed: Aloud.com
Rating:

Very useful

211
Created: 09/08/01
Last Updated: 06/04/02

Category: Printed Book
War! Hrugh! What is it good for?
Reviewed: Mrs Dalloway - Virginia Woolf
Rating:

Very useful

508
Created: 01/12/01
Last Updated: 01/12/01

Who Am I, and Where's My Life?
Reviewed: The Waves - Virginia Woolf
Rating:

Very useful

1269
Created: 06/09/01
Last Updated: 06/09/01

What a Pneumatic Read!
Reviewed: Brave New World - Aldous Huxley
Rating:

Very useful

188
Created: 07/08/01
Last Updated: 07/08/01

Crown Oooh Kurtz, You SAVAGE You!
Reviewed: Heart of Darkness - Joseph Conrad
Rating:

Very useful

431
Created: 30/07/01
Last Updated: 30/07/01

White-Knuckle Reading!
Reviewed: Woman in White - Wilkie Collins
Rating:

Very useful

1115
Created: 11/07/01
Last Updated: 11/07/01

Category: Destination National
Bude-iful Mate!!!
Reviewed: Bude
Rating:

Very useful

583
Created: 07/09/01
Last Updated: 07/09/01

Category: TV Programme
DJ Bob Hoskins Going Mental in a Dustbin!
Reviewed: Brass Eye
Rating:

Very useful

495
Created: 07/08/01
Last Updated: 08/08/01

Category: Digital Camera
1001010100001111010101: A Shot of My Cat in the Garden
Reviewed: Kodak DC3200
Rating:

Very useful

264
Created: 03/08/01
Last Updated: 03/08/01

Category: Sports Equipment
Crown Row for 30 Minutes Without Moving!
Reviewed: Body Sculpture 2300
Rating:

Very useful

3502
Created: 01/08/01
Last Updated: 01/08/01

Category: Archive Lifestyle
How Not to Look Like Brian May or Anita Dobson
Reviewed: Other John Frieda
Rating:

Very useful

326
Created: 23/07/01
Last Updated: 24/07/01

Category: Transport International
"This is the Railroad, to Hell..."
Reviewed: Railways in general
Rating:

Very useful

96
Created: 23/07/01
Last Updated: 23/07/01

Category: Bank
Spare Some Change, Guv'nor?
Reviewed: Nationwide Building Society
Rating:

Very useful

290
Created: 12/07/01
Last Updated: 12/07/01

Category: Parenting Issues
Everyone loses
Reviewed: Young Offenders - What Should The Law Do With Them?
Rating:

Very useful

62
Created: 12/07/01
Last Updated: 12/07/01

Category: Motorcycle
Pop Pop Pop... Let's All Go To Brighton!
Reviewed: Piaggio Vespa PX125
Rating:

Very useful

15288
Created: 10/07/01
Last Updated: 20/07/01

Category: Music Album
Blow Me! It's Album 3! And It's Great!
Reviewed: Weezer 'green Album' - Weezer
Rating:

Very useful

70
Created: 06/07/01
Last Updated: 06/07/01

Category: Discussion
Cruising for a Bruising
Reviewed: Drink and Drive?!
Rating:

Very useful

32
Created: 06/07/01
Last Updated: 06/07/01

 
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Member Statistics
 
dooyoo member since 05/07/01
 
Premium Reviews 25
Express Reviews 0
Comments Written 89
Reviews Rated 123
Crowns 3
 
Community Ratings 338
Very useful 318
Useful 20
 
Member Details
 

Email address:
johnners@biscituk.biz

First name:
John

Surname:
Sparrow

Date of birth:
14/03/80

Gender:
Male

Occupation:
college/graduate student

Industry:
education, research


 
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