clissoldjones' Profile

About this Member

I am a normal teenager, but when I eat a tomato I become....tomato man!! actually I don'tMy speciality is cricket and I also love filmI am irritated by the following ten things:1) People who write things like, 'dooyoo want to become a better sleeper!' or 'dooyoo want to know more about snails?' as their titles for their opinions.2) slugs3) chemistry lessons at school4) waiters who ask 'is everything allright?' just as you are about to deliver a funny punchline to your dining partner5) ignorance, pomposity and BO6) old neighbours who sit quietly in the garden next door listening to your conversations with friends and family7) stamps you can't lick8) a disappointing breakfast9) anytime the English cricket team collapses, even more so against Australia10) playing basketballAnd now on a more positive note, ten things that make me smile:1) cats that watch television 2) listening to someone talking absolute rubbish and not know it3) a very good choir singing in a very big building4) imagining a fly in an apron serving up a meal, a dog going shopping and an owl wearing a night cap5) Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy6) snow7) The Simpsons8) running downstairs when in a good mood9) finding £5 in an old shirt pocket10) thinking how silly everyone about life isAllow me now to say 'hello' to my friends on dooyoo...mpafp: entertaining and always able to raise a smile, give the boy a crown!odge: probably the same if he writes anything!tom_seaman: hes only written one opinion, so go and read it. Geelayz: already a hero of dooyoo. Uses too many exclamations and has a tendancy to 'borrow' literay things, but well worth a read. He plays the flute.At the moment I DO NOT HAVE my scarf. D'ohWord of the moment: foible

clissoldjones Trusts:

MALU
dooyoo member since: 22/11/00
pphb
dooyoo member since: 24/12/01
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dooyoo member since: 10/02/02
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dooyoo member since: 07/03/02
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dooyoo member since: 09/02/02

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dooyoo member since: 16/04/01
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dooyoo member since: 20/06/01

Reviews by clissoldjones (last 20)

Review	Community Rating	Total Readings
Category: Archive General Uncle Henry has a huge wart! Reviewed: Gifts For the One Who Has Everything in general Rating:	Very useful	189 Created: 28/09/02 Last Updated: 28/09/02
In another dimension we lost 2-0 and Beckham was turned into ... Reviewed: England vs Argentina Rating:	Very useful	141 Created: 10/06/02 Last Updated: 10/06/02
Poor old Santa Reviewed: What To Leave Out For Father Christmas Rating:	Very useful	55 Created: 06/12/01 Last Updated: 06/12/01
Get your Claus into this one (sorry) Reviewed: My Top 10 Christmas Wishlist Rating:	Very useful	137 Created: 20/11/01 Last Updated: 20/11/01
Category: Discussion Support Asteroids in their battle for Equality Reviewed: Asteroid Strike Rating:	Very useful	179 Created: 13/09/02 Last Updated: 13/09/02
Evil evil evil evil moose Reviewed: Detrimental effects of television on society Rating:	Very useful	749 Created: 04/05/02 Last Updated: 04/05/02
The train coming in on platforms 1,2,3,4,5 and 6 has come in ... Reviewed: Railway crisis Rating:	Very useful	820 Created: 23/03/02 Last Updated: 23/03/02
Nothing exists Reviewed: Conspiracy Theories Rating:	Very useful	377 Created: 13/03/02 Last Updated: 13/03/02
Learn how to feed onions to a mad gorilla Reviewed: Choosing A-Levels in general Rating:	Very useful	247 Created: 05/03/02 Last Updated: 05/03/02
Watch out theres a skeleton! Reviewed: Winter Olympics 2002 Rating:	Very useful	110 Created: 23/02/02 Last Updated: 23/02/02
A musician tells his story... Reviewed: How to get into Oxbridge Rating:	Very useful	655 Created: 29/01/02 Last Updated: 13/10/04
Slugs....arrghghhhh!!! Reviewed: There ought to be a law about that! Rating:	Very useful	65 Created: 16/01/02 Last Updated: 05/03/02
Lets all blame... Reviewed: Are Computer and Video Games Harmful to Children? Rating:	Very useful	264 Created: 19/11/01 Last Updated: 19/11/01
Whats all this about then Reviewed: The Great Moon Hoax Rating:	Very useful	113 Created: 07/10/01 Last Updated: 07/10/01
Please sir I've got hurt my armpit... Reviewed: Should Sport be Compulsory? Rating:	Very useful	203 Created: 01/10/01 Last Updated: 21/01/02
Category: Movie DVD Oh dear Reviewed: The Guru (DVD) Rating:	Very useful	133 Created: 29/08/02 Last Updated: 29/08/02
So utterly bad I almost gave up on life Reviewed: Not Another Teen Movie (DVD) Rating:	Very useful	73 Created: 14/08/02 Last Updated: 14/08/02
Warning: contains strobed writing Reviewed: Blade II (DVD) Rating:	Very useful	210 Created: 07/04/02 Last Updated: 07/04/02
Danger: may hurt yourself laughing Reviewed: Monsters Inc. (DVD) Rating:	Very useful	138 Created: 14/02/02 Last Updated: 14/02/02
TONS of Green vomit anyone? Reviewed: Guest House Paradiso (DVD) Rating:	Very useful	166 Created: 17/01/02 Last Updated: 21/01/02
Jappers Crappers Reviewed: Jeepers Creepers (DVD) Rating:	Very useful	35 Created: 28/10/01 Last Updated: 28/10/01
Category: Archive Movies Sniff...Sob...Wahhhh!!!!!! Reviewed: Academy Awards (Oscars) Rating:	Very useful	216 Created: 30/03/02 Last Updated: 31/03/02
Category: Club National Well Wicked!! Reviewed: Clubbing in general Rating:	Useful	83 Created: 23/03/02 Last Updated: 23/03/02
Category: Printed Book Does - this - irritate - you? Reviewed: Emily Dickinson in general Rating:	Very useful	110 Created: 12/02/02 Last Updated: 12/02/02
'Looks like another adventure' said Timmy wagging hi ... Reviewed: Famous Five Slipcase 1-7 - Enid Blyton Rating:	Very useful	886 Created: 22/01/02 Last Updated: 22/01/02
Category: Food All about BANANAS Reviewed: Gourmet & Speciality Foods in general Rating:	Very useful	125 Created: 08/02/02 Last Updated: 08/02/02
Category: PC Game rat-a-tat-a-tat-a-tat-'Pinklepouser!' Reviewed: Return To Castle Wolfenstein (PC) Rating:	Very useful	140 Created: 02/02/02 Last Updated: 02/02/02
Category: TV Programme Soaps in general Reviewed: Eastenders Rating:	Very useful	438 Created: 26/01/02 Last Updated: 27/01/02
Oh isn't she wicked Reviewed: The Weakest Link Rating:	Very useful	37 Created: 13/11/01 Last Updated: 13/11/01
Category: Restaurant / Cafe National Mmmmmm...nog Reviewed: McDonald's Rating:	Very useful	42 Created: 27/10/01 Last Updated: 27/10/01

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Member Statistics

dooyoo member since	19/04/01

Premium Reviews	75
Express Reviews	0
Comments Written	895
Reviews Rated	1081
Crowns	4

Community Ratings	1202
Very useful	1011
Useful	141
Somewhat useful	41
Not useful	9

Member Details

First name:
Alex

Gender:
Male

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