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Hi everyone!
If you have read my latest reviews, feel free to read the earlier ones.
I particularly recommend the Krups Dolce Gusto Coffee Machine review.
* dooey *
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In honour of my musician friends and the good times we've had together, I am publishing my favourite music and musicians jokes. ENJOY!!!
How can you tell which kids on the playground are the children of the trombonist?
- They can't swing and complain about the slide.
How many bass trombone players does it take to change a light bulb?
- 10: one to do it and nine to ask him how he got the gig.
How do you know when a trombone player is at your door?
- The doorbell drags.
How are trumpets like pirates?
- They both murder on the high C's.
How many trumpet players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
- Zero. They just complain about the darkness until a trombone player does it for them.
What's the difference between a dog and a violinist?
- The dog knows when to stop scratching!
What's the difference between a violin and a viola?
- There is no difference. The violin just looks smaller because the violinist's head is so much bigger.
If a violist and a soprano fell off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first?
- The violist. The soprano would have to stop halfway down to ask directions
How can one make a million dollars singing jazz?
- Start with two million.
How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?
- Six. One to do it, and five to say, "It's too high for him."
What's black and brown and looks good on a conductor?
- A Doberman.
* I have a soft spot for violas.
The viola is a bowed string instrument, and is the middle voice of the violin family, between the cello and the violin.
They have a larger body than violins, and a richer, darker-toned sound.
Because they have frequently been limited to filling in inner harmonies, they have not got the extensive solo repertoire or achieved the fame that the violin has. *
How do you get a violist to play 'piano e tremuloso' ?
- Mark the passage 'solo'.
How do you know if a viola section is at your front door?
- Nobody knows when to come in.
Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering?
- Because if they get lost, it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.
What's another name for viola auditions?
- Scratch lottery.
How was the canon invented?
- Two violists were trying to play the same passage together.
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