I'm a:Caretaker, cleaner, keeper of keys,unblocker of cisterns and pipes as they freeze;Office junior, typist, counter of cokes,a spreader of balm on the ones I provoke;Warden, warder provider of teasfor visitors, leaders and V.I.Ps.;Carpenter, charlady, caterer, cook,adviser to orphan, adopted and crook;Secretary, treasurer, chairman and all,referee, linesman, blower up of the ball;Disc jockey, mechanic, booker of groups,vetter of letters to Marjorie Proops;Wholesaler, retailer, customer too,sticker of tips on the snooker cue;Programme planner, compiler of charts,fixer of feathers on flights for darts;Dresser of wounds, reliever of pain,sayer of sooths when all is in vain;Starter of races, stopper of fights,righter of wrongs and righter of rights;Buffer between members and the police,riot act reader, and keeper of peace;Erector of tents and launcher of boats,driver of all the carnival floats;Counsellor, courier, maker of plans,dropper of bricks and carrier of cans;Digester of literature, ream upon ream,washer of shirts and picker of team;Leading light in the D of E,'took the whole club up a mountain for tea';Instructor for drama, a noble art,producer, scriptwriter and player of parts;Dedicated do-gooder, the salt of the earth,paid far short of what I am worth;Dead leg, useless, a drain on the rates;It depends of course on who are my mates.That's me a Wife, Mother and Youth and Community Worker.
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