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About this Member

Types of people I don't like:
People who inform you, as you stand dying of pneumonia and with wet underpants, that the weather is terrible.

People who call the Sun, Star etc. newspapers.

People who tell you how much they could buy a Mars bar for in 1967.

People who say "hopefully she'll be okay" as if we wished her tests would show signs of some cancerous growth.

People who say they knew your grandfather.

Fat blues guitarists from Belfast who manage to fit the word blues into every song and album title, who are too fat and sweaty to even bother singing at their concerts. If sufficiently fed they can be heard muttering "the blues is alright" at four second intervals for as long as they can manage to remain in an upright position.

Guitarists who write songs for the country they're in without even bothering to use an actual guitar. Can usually be found in David Copperfield lookalike competitions.

Manual labourers. They smoke, eat and smell a lot. Can usually be found gripping their crotch and leaning on various digging apparatus.

People who think With or Without You is U2's best song.

People who believe in stuff.

People who claim they saw a statue of a pregnant virgin bleeding.

People who think Animal Farm is "unrealistic"

People who think my drawing of a fish and his hairdryer is stupid.

People who think cynicism is a dry skin condition.

Americans.

Old people.

Kids.

Americans.

This is only the begining.

Things I like:

Coke.

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Reviews by markhobbs (last 20)

Review	Community Rating	Total Readings
Category: Music Album My Spiritual Leader Reviewed: Live At The Royal Albert Hall 1966: The Bootleg Series Vol.4 - Bob Dylan Rating:	Very useful	121 Created: 27/05/02 Last Updated: 27/05/02
World's Sexiest Canadian? Reviewed: I'm Your Man - Leonard Cohen Rating:	Very useful	167 Created: 20/05/02 Last Updated: 20/05/02
Clapton is God Reviewed: Clapton Chronicles: The Best Of Eric Clapton - Eric Clapton Rating:	Very useful	353 Created: 20/05/02 Last Updated: 01/10/04
When U2 Drove the Big Cars Reviewed: Best Of U2 1980-1990 B Sides - U2 Rating:	Very useful	94 Created: 15/10/01 Last Updated: 15/10/01
How Many Roads Must A Man Walk Down? Reviewed: Greatest Hits Vol.1 - Bob Dylan Rating:	Very useful	267 Created: 24/09/01 Last Updated: 24/09/01
Why Did The Beatles Cross The Road? Reviewed: Abbey Road - The Beatles Rating:	Very useful	505 Created: 22/09/01 Last Updated: 22/09/01
Disregard All That I Say Reviewed: All That You Can't Leave Behind - U2 Rating:	Very useful	88 Created: 04/09/01 Last Updated: 07/12/01
....and I'm f**cking loving it Reviewed: Achtung Baby - U2 Rating:	Very useful	58 Created: 04/09/01 Last Updated: 04/09/01
Obviously Very Good Approximately Reviewed: Blonde On Blonde - Bob Dylan Rating:	Very useful	49 Created: 02/09/01 Last Updated: 02/09/01
Vorsprung durch Technik Reviewed: Zooropa - U2 Rating:	Very useful	52 Created: 19/08/01 Last Updated: 19/08/01
Subterranean Homesick Alien Reviewed: Bringing It All Back Home - Bob Dylan Rating:	Very useful	176 Created: 02/08/01 Last Updated: 02/08/01
The Anthology Series seems like a stupid idea... Reviewed: The Beatles Anthology Vol.3 - The Beatles Rating:	Very useful	12 Created: 20/06/01 Last Updated: 20/06/01
About a Lucky Band Who Made the Grade Reviewed: Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band - The Beatles Rating:	Very useful	78 Created: 15/06/01 Last Updated: 15/06/01
Category: TV Program Stop that! It's far too silly. ( A tale of Cross dressin ... Reviewed: Monty Python's Flying Circus Rating:	Very useful	145 Created: 07/12/01 Last Updated: 07/12/01
Chris Waddle Reviewed: Fast Show, The Rating:	Very useful	72 Created: 07/07/01 Last Updated: 07/07/01
Category: Discussion Aftermath: Parent Teacher Meetings Reviewed: Creative Writing Rating:	Useful	77 Created: 10/09/01 Last Updated: 10/09/01
An Original Work by Me Reviewed: Where do you buy your books? Rating:	Somewhat useful	30 Created: 04/08/01 Last Updated: 04/08/01
Features Radiohead,Bob Dylan and the Beatles.Come on people! ... Reviewed: Top 10 Artists Rating:	Very useful	42 Created: 02/07/01 Last Updated: 02/07/01
I can quit at any time....... Reviewed: dooyoo Addiction Rating:	Useful	20 Created: 30/06/01 Last Updated: 30/06/01
Dooyoo like my opinion? Reviewed: Writing a Good dooyoo Review Rating:	Useful	27 Created: 16/06/01 Last Updated: 16/06/01
Sounds like a Channel 4 programme Reviewed: Top 10 Singles Rating:	Very useful	38 Created: 11/06/01 Last Updated: 11/06/01
Pure unadulterated music Reviewed: Top 10 Albums Rating:	Very useful	23 Created: 08/06/01 Last Updated: 08/06/01
Category: Archive Music Will the Real Slim Shady Please Shut Up Reviewed: Eminem in general Rating:	Useful	114 Created: 04/09/01 Last Updated: 04/09/01
My Top Ten Bob Dylan Songs Reviewed: Music in General in general Rating:	Very useful	630 Created: 12/08/01 Last Updated: 12/08/01
Everybody Must Get Stoned Reviewed: Bob Dylan in general Rating:	Very useful	144 Created: 01/08/01 Last Updated: 01/08/01
Food Posioning and Queues for the Toilet Reviewed: What is your fantasy festival band line up, where would it be and why? Rating:	Very useful	28 Created: 30/07/01 Last Updated: 30/07/01
Category: Nintendo 64 Games Maureen from Driving School Reviewed: Mario Kart 64 (N64) Rating:	Very useful	359 Created: 07/08/01 Last Updated: 07/08/01
Category: Printed Book How to Become Psychic in 2 Easy Steps Reviewed: The Dead Zone - Stephen King Rating:	Very useful	112 Created: 06/08/01 Last Updated: 06/08/01
The Deeper Meaning of Life Reviewed: The Hitch-Hikers Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams Rating:	Useful	45 Created: 03/07/01 Last Updated: 03/07/01
Category: Internet Site Features / Discussion But Dooyoo Walk the Walk ? Reviewed: dooyoo.co.uk in general Rating:	Useful	31 Created: 06/07/01 Last Updated: 06/07/01

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Member Statistics

Member since	26/05/01

Premium Reviews	38
Express Reviews	0
Comments Written	179
Reviews Rated	152
Crowns	1

Community Ratings	430
Very useful	302
Useful	108
Somewhat useful	13
Not useful	7

Member Details

Email address:
marksnoveltyfightclub@hot
mail.com

First name:
Mark

Occupation:
college/graduate student

Industry:
education, research

Favourite website 1:
www.q4music.com

Favourite website 2:
www.nme.com

Favourite website 3:
www.shanecahill.net