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Types of people I don't like:
People who inform you, as you stand dying of pneumonia and with wet underpants, that the weather is terrible.

People who call the Sun, Star etc. newspapers.

People who tell you how much they could buy a Mars bar for in 1967.

People who say "hopefully she'll be okay" as if we wished her tests would show signs of some cancerous growth.

People who say they knew your grandfather.

Fat blues guitarists from Belfast who manage to fit the word blues into every song and album title, who are too fat and sweaty to even bother singing at their concerts. If sufficiently fed they can be heard muttering "the blues is alright" at four second intervals for as long as they can manage to remain in an upright position.

Guitarists who write songs for the country they're in without even bothering to use an actual guitar. Can usually be found in David Copperfield lookalike competitions.

Manual labourers. They smoke, eat and smell a lot. Can usually be found gripping their crotch and leaning on various digging apparatus.

People who think With or Without You is U2's best song.

People who believe in stuff.

People who claim they saw a statue of a pregnant virgin bleeding.

People who think Animal Farm is "unrealistic"

People who think my drawing of a fish and his hairdryer is stupid.

People who think cynicism is a dry skin condition.

Americans.

Old people.

Kids.

Americans.

This is only the begining.

Things I like:

Coke.

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Reviews by markhobbs (last 20)

Review Community Rating Total Readings

Category: Music Album
My Spiritual Leader
Reviewed: Live At The Royal Albert Hall 1966: The Bootleg Series Vol.4 - Bob Dylan
Rating:

Very useful

121
Created: 27/05/02
Last Updated: 27/05/02

World's Sexiest Canadian?
Reviewed: I'm Your Man - Leonard Cohen
Rating:

Very useful

167
Created: 20/05/02
Last Updated: 20/05/02

Clapton is God
Reviewed: Clapton Chronicles: The Best Of Eric Clapton - Eric Clapton
Rating:

Very useful

353
Created: 20/05/02
Last Updated: 01/10/04

When U2 Drove the Big Cars
Reviewed: Best Of U2 1980-1990 B Sides - U2
Rating:

Very useful

94
Created: 15/10/01
Last Updated: 15/10/01

How Many Roads Must A Man Walk Down?
Reviewed: Greatest Hits Vol.1 - Bob Dylan
Rating:

Very useful

267
Created: 24/09/01
Last Updated: 24/09/01

Crown Why Did The Beatles Cross The Road?
Reviewed: Abbey Road - The Beatles
Rating:

Very useful

505
Created: 22/09/01
Last Updated: 22/09/01

Disregard All That I Say
Reviewed: All That You Can't Leave Behind - U2
Rating:

Very useful

88
Created: 04/09/01
Last Updated: 07/12/01

....and I'm f**cking loving it
Reviewed: Achtung Baby - U2
Rating:

Very useful

58
Created: 04/09/01
Last Updated: 04/09/01

Obviously Very Good Approximately
Reviewed: Blonde On Blonde - Bob Dylan
Rating:

Very useful

49
Created: 02/09/01
Last Updated: 02/09/01

Vorsprung durch Technik
Reviewed: Zooropa - U2
Rating:

Very useful

52
Created: 19/08/01
Last Updated: 19/08/01

Subterranean Homesick Alien
Reviewed: Bringing It All Back Home - Bob Dylan
Rating:

Very useful

176
Created: 02/08/01
Last Updated: 02/08/01

The Anthology Series seems like a stupid idea...
Reviewed: The Beatles Anthology Vol.3 - The Beatles
Rating:

Very useful

12
Created: 20/06/01
Last Updated: 20/06/01

About a Lucky Band Who Made the Grade
Reviewed: Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band - The Beatles
Rating:

Very useful

78
Created: 15/06/01
Last Updated: 15/06/01

Category: TV Program
Stop that! It's far too silly. ( A tale of Cross dressin ...
Reviewed: Monty Python's Flying Circus
Rating:

Very useful

145
Created: 07/12/01
Last Updated: 07/12/01

Chris Waddle
Reviewed: Fast Show, The
Rating:

Very useful

72
Created: 07/07/01
Last Updated: 07/07/01

Category: Discussion
Aftermath: Parent Teacher Meetings
Reviewed: Creative Writing
Rating:

Useful

77
Created: 10/09/01
Last Updated: 10/09/01

An Original Work by Me
Reviewed: Where do you buy your books?
Rating:

Somewhat useful

30
Created: 04/08/01
Last Updated: 04/08/01

Features Radiohead,Bob Dylan and the Beatles.Come on people! ...
Reviewed: Top 10 Artists
Rating:

Very useful

42
Created: 02/07/01
Last Updated: 02/07/01

I can quit at any time.......
Reviewed: dooyoo Addiction
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20
Created: 30/06/01
Last Updated: 30/06/01

Dooyoo like my opinion?
Reviewed: Writing a Good dooyoo Review
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27
Created: 16/06/01
Last Updated: 16/06/01

Sounds like a Channel 4 programme
Reviewed: Top 10 Singles
Rating:

Very useful

38
Created: 11/06/01
Last Updated: 11/06/01

Pure unadulterated music
Reviewed: Top 10 Albums
Rating:

Very useful

23
Created: 08/06/01
Last Updated: 08/06/01

Category: Archive Music
Will the Real Slim Shady Please Shut Up
Reviewed: Eminem in general
Rating:

Useful

114
Created: 04/09/01
Last Updated: 04/09/01

My Top Ten Bob Dylan Songs
Reviewed: Music in General in general
Rating:

Very useful

630
Created: 12/08/01
Last Updated: 12/08/01

Everybody Must Get Stoned
Reviewed: Bob Dylan in general
Rating:

Very useful

144
Created: 01/08/01
Last Updated: 01/08/01

Food Posioning and Queues for the Toilet
Reviewed: What is your fantasy festival band line up, where would it be and why?
Rating:

Very useful

28
Created: 30/07/01
Last Updated: 30/07/01

Category: Nintendo 64 Games
Maureen from Driving School
Reviewed: Mario Kart 64 (N64)
Rating:

Very useful

359
Created: 07/08/01
Last Updated: 07/08/01

Category: Printed Book
How to Become Psychic in 2 Easy Steps
Reviewed: The Dead Zone - Stephen King
Rating:

Very useful

112
Created: 06/08/01
Last Updated: 06/08/01

The Deeper Meaning of Life
Reviewed: The Hitch-Hikers Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
Rating:

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45
Created: 03/07/01
Last Updated: 03/07/01

Category: Internet Site Features / Discussion
But Dooyoo Walk the Walk ?
Reviewed: dooyoo.co.uk in general
Rating:

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31
Created: 06/07/01
Last Updated: 06/07/01

 
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Member since 26/05/01
 
Premium Reviews 38
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Comments Written 179
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First name:
Mark

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Industry:
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