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Types of people I don't like:
People who inform you, as you stand dying of pneumonia and with wet underpants, that the weather is terrible.

People who call the Sun, Star etc. newspapers.

People who tell you how much they could buy a Mars bar for in 1967.

People who say "hopefully she'll be okay" as if we wished her tests would show signs of some cancerous growth.

People who say they knew your grandfather.

Fat blues guitarists from Belfast who manage to fit the word blues into every song and album title, who are too fat and sweaty to even bother singing at their concerts. If sufficiently fed they can be heard muttering "the blues is alright" at four second intervals for as long as they can manage to remain in an upright position.

Guitarists who write songs for the country they're in without even bothering to use an actual guitar. Can usually be found in David Copperfield lookalike competitions.

Manual labourers. They smoke, eat and smell a lot. Can usually be found gripping their crotch and leaning on various digging apparatus.

People who think With or Without You is U2's best song.

People who believe in stuff.

People who claim they saw a statue of a pregnant virgin bleeding.

People who think Animal Farm is "unrealistic"

People who think my drawing of a fish and his hairdryer is stupid.

People who think cynicism is a dry skin condition.

Americans.

Old people.

Kids.

Americans.

This is only the begining.

Things I like:

Coke.

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My Spiritual Leader
Reviewed: Live At The Royal Albert Hall 1966: The Bootleg Series Vol.4 - Bob Dylan
Category: Music Records
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119
Created: 27/05/02
Last Updated: 27/05/02

World's Sexiest Canadian?
Reviewed: I'm Your Man - Leonard Cohen
Category: Music Records
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166
Created: 20/05/02
Last Updated: 20/05/02

Clapton is God
Reviewed: Clapton Chronicles: The Best Of Eric Clapton - Eric Clapton
Category: Music Records
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351
Created: 20/05/02
Last Updated: 01/10/04

Stop that! It's far too silly. ( A tale of Cross dressin ...
Reviewed: Monty Python's Flying Circus
Category: TV Program
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143
Created: 07/12/01
Last Updated: 07/12/01

When U2 Drove the Big Cars
Reviewed: Best Of U2 1980-1990 B Sides - U2
Category: Music Records
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92
Created: 15/10/01
Last Updated: 15/10/01

How Many Roads Must A Man Walk Down?
Reviewed: Greatest Hits Vol.1 - Bob Dylan
Category: Music Records
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262
Created: 24/09/01
Last Updated: 24/09/01

Crown Why Did The Beatles Cross The Road?
Reviewed: Abbey Road - The Beatles
Category: Music Records
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358
Created: 22/09/01
Last Updated: 22/09/01

Aftermath: Parent Teacher Meetings
Reviewed: Creative Writing
Category: Toys
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76
Created: 10/09/01
Last Updated: 10/09/01

Disregard All That I Say
Reviewed: All That You Can't Leave Behind - U2
Category: Music Records
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88
Created: 04/09/01
Last Updated: 07/12/01

....and I'm f**cking loving it
Reviewed: Achtung Baby - U2
Category: Music Records
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54
Created: 04/09/01
Last Updated: 04/09/01

Will the Real Slim Shady Please Shut Up
Reviewed: Eminem in general
Category: Archive Music
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113
Created: 04/09/01
Last Updated: 04/09/01

Obviously Very Good Approximately
Reviewed: Blonde On Blonde - Bob Dylan
Category: Music Records
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46
Created: 02/09/01
Last Updated: 02/09/01

Vorsprung durch Technik
Reviewed: Zooropa - U2
Category: Music Records
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52
Created: 19/08/01
Last Updated: 19/08/01

My Top Ten Bob Dylan Songs
Reviewed: Music in General in general
Category: Archive Music
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310
Created: 12/08/01
Last Updated: 12/08/01

Maureen from Driving School
Reviewed: Mario Kart 64 (N64)
Category: Nintendo 64 Games
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348
Created: 07/08/01
Last Updated: 07/08/01

How to Become Psychic in 2 Easy Steps
Reviewed: The Dead Zone - Stephen King
Category: Printed Book
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Created: 06/08/01
Last Updated: 06/08/01

An Original Work by Me
Reviewed: Where do you buy your books?
Category: Discussion
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Created: 04/08/01
Last Updated: 04/08/01

Subterranean Homesick Alien
Reviewed: Bringing It All Back Home - Bob Dylan
Category: Music Records
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173
Created: 02/08/01
Last Updated: 02/08/01

Everybody Must Get Stoned
Reviewed: Bob Dylan in general
Category: Archive Music
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140
Created: 01/08/01
Last Updated: 01/08/01

Food Posioning and Queues for the Toilet
Reviewed: What is your fantasy festival band line up, where would it be and why?
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Created: 30/07/01
Last Updated: 30/07/01

 
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Member since 26/05/2001
 
Premium Reviews 38
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Email address:
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First name:
Mark

Occupation:
college/graduate student

Industry:
education, research

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