markhobbs' Profile
Types of people I don't like:
People who inform you, as you stand dying of pneumonia and with wet underpants, that the weather is terrible.
People who call the Sun, Star etc. newspapers.
People who tell you how much they could buy a Mars bar for in 1967.
People who say "hopefully she'll be okay" as if we wished her tests would show signs of some cancerous growth.
People who say they knew your grandfather.
Fat blues guitarists from Belfast who manage to fit the word blues into every song and album title, who are too fat and sweaty to even bother singing at their concerts. If sufficiently fed they can be heard muttering "the blues is alright" at four second intervals for as long as they can manage to remain in an upright position.
Guitarists who write songs for the country they're in without even bothering to use an actual guitar. Can usually be found in David Copperfield lookalike competitions.
Manual labourers. They smoke, eat and smell a lot. Can usually be found gripping their crotch and leaning on various digging apparatus.
People who think With or Without You is U2's best song.
People who believe in stuff.
People who claim they saw a statue of a pregnant virgin bleeding.
People who think Animal Farm is "unrealistic"
People who think my drawing of a fish and his hairdryer is stupid.
People who think cynicism is a dry skin condition.
Americans.
Old people.
Kids.
Americans.
This is only the begining.
Things I like:
Coke.
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