maxshreck's Profile

About this Member

Hi, my name is Max and I live in a small dark corner of Eastern Europe. I don't tend to get out much due to a rare skin complaint and this combined with my unusual dental condition means that meeting people and making friends can be a real problem.
That's why I love dooyoo - it means that I can get in contact with like-minded young virgins who are into all the same things as myself.
My hobbies include collecting the still warm bodily fluids of neighbourhood peasant girls, listening to The Carpenters, sleeping a lot during the day and watching my favorite movie - Digby: The Biggest Dog in the World.

maxshreck Trusts:

assethound
dooyoo member since: 04/08/00
nick
dooyoo member since: 19/06/00
strangepower
dooyoo member since: 02/06/00
Alex
dooyoo member since: 02/06/00
kshaw
dooyoo member since: 05/06/00

maxshreck is Trusted By:

ninjacow
dooyoo member since: 17/10/00
wid
dooyoo member since: 05/06/00
Jacques
dooyoo member since: 07/06/00
sp!ke
dooyoo member since: 09/06/00
B0nfire
dooyoo member since: 10/06/00

Reviews by maxshreck (last 20)

Review	Community Rating	Total Readings
Category: Movie DVD Over-rated Reviewed: The Royal Tenenbaums (DVD) Rating:	Very useful	30 Created: 20/03/02 Last Updated: 20/03/02
Is it over yet ? Reviewed: The Mummy Returns (DVD) Rating:	Very useful	13 Created: 13/06/01 Last Updated: 13/06/01
Well hello Clarice... Reviewed: Hannibal (DVD) Rating:	Very useful	34 Created: 17/02/01 Last Updated: 07/03/01
He casts no Shadow... Reviewed: Shadow Of The Vampire (DVD) Rating:	Useful	27 Created: 12/02/01 Last Updated: 07/03/01
Inexcusably dire Reviewed: Lost Souls (DVD) Rating:	Very useful	10 Created: 30/01/01 Last Updated: 07/03/01
"I'll only slow you down..." Reviewed: Red Planet (DVD) Rating:	Very useful	49 Created: 05/12/00 Last Updated: 23/07/01
The chimpanzee was smarter than they were Reviewed: Space Cowboys (DVD) Rating:	Very useful	6 Created: 14/09/00 Last Updated: 07/03/01
membrane integrity improving ! Reviewed: Deep Blue Sea (DVD) Rating:	Useful	1 Created: 11/07/00 Last Updated: 07/03/01
Josssssshhh ! Is that you , Josh ? Reviewed: The Blair Witch Project (DVD) Rating:		1 Created: 07/07/00 Last Updated: 07/03/01
Category: Bank Absolute tossers. Reviewed: Lloyds TSB Rating:	Very useful	108 Created: 13/07/01 Last Updated: 18/07/01
Category: Discussion Did Portillo suck on a large one ? Reviewed: Should cannabis be legalised? Rating:	Very useful	45 Created: 25/06/01 Last Updated: 26/06/01
No catching them now Reviewed: Manchester United F.C. Rating:	Somewhat useful	4 Created: 06/02/01 Last Updated: 07/03/01
Black & White Yoyo Reviewed: Newcastle United F.C. Rating:	Somewhat useful	12 Created: 01/02/01 Last Updated: 12/04/01
Trouser threatening Reviewed: Bungee Jumping Rating:	Very useful	25 Created: 13/07/00 Last Updated: 07/03/01
Most improved player.... Reviewed: Emile Heskey Rating:		2 Created: 23/06/00 Last Updated: 07/03/01
Category: Restaurant / Cafe National Since when does a cup of hot milk cost the same as a pint of ... Reviewed: Starbucks Rating:	Somewhat useful	98 Created: 10/04/01 Last Updated: 06/07/01
Category: Archive Movies Essential viewing Reviewed: World Rating:	Very useful	44 Created: 26/02/01 Last Updated: 07/03/01
My 10 most loathsome movies Reviewed: Worst Rating:	Useful	9 Created: 25/07/00 Last Updated: 07/03/01
Category: Club National Thinkin' of a master plan.... Reviewed: Breaking Bread @ The Plug (London) Rating:	Useful	64 Created: 19/02/01 Last Updated: 07/03/01
Category: Internet Site Ihavegivenup Reviewed: ihavemoved.com Rating:		87 Created: 06/02/01 Last Updated: 07/03/01
user guide to big bro site - it's easy Reviewed: bigbrother.terra.com Rating:		6 Created: 15/08/00 Last Updated: 07/03/01
Category: Archive TV Die, NTL, die....... Reviewed: NTL Rating:		25 Created: 11/01/01 Last Updated: 07/03/01
Category: Pet / Animal Great companions Reviewed: Rhodesian Ridgebacks Rating:	Very useful	246 Created: 21/12/00 Last Updated: 07/03/01
Category: TV Programme The creature is driven by rage and pursued by an investigati ... Reviewed: Incredible Hulk, The Rating:	Very useful	59 Created: 26/09/00 Last Updated: 07/03/01
That's just a little bit more than the law will allow... ... Reviewed: Dukes Of Hazzard, The Rating:		58 Created: 01/09/00 Last Updated: 07/03/01
I'm the daddy now...... Reviewed: Nicholas Rating:		1 Created: 28/07/00 Last Updated: 07/03/01
Could do better.... Reviewed: Andrew Rating:		1 Created: 21/07/00 Last Updated: 07/03/01
Category: TV Channel Skank me, why don't you ? Reviewed: TV Licence Rating:		8 Created: 12/07/00 Last Updated: 07/03/01
Category: Magazine / Newspaper Yet another inane waste of space Reviewed: Later Rating:	Very useful	31 Created: 21/06/00 Last Updated: 13/06/01
Category: Archive General Wibble wobble wibble wobble jelly on a plate Reviewed: England v Romania (20 June 19:45 BST) Rating:	Very useful	5 Created: 21/06/00 Last Updated: 07/03/01

Member Gallery

Member Statistics

dooyoo member since	25/05/00

Premium Reviews	48
Express Reviews	0
Comments Written	99
Reviews Rated	5
Crowns	2

Community Ratings	107
Very useful	71
Useful	26
Somewhat useful	7
Not useful	3

Member Details

Occupation:
self-employed/own company

Industry:
banking/finance/real estate