maxshreck's Profile

 

About this Member

Hi, my name is Max and I live in a small dark corner of Eastern Europe. I don't tend to get out much due to a rare skin complaint and this combined with my unusual dental condition means that meeting people and making friends can be a real problem.
That's why I love dooyoo - it means that I can get in contact with like-minded young virgins who are into all the same things as myself.
My hobbies include collecting the still warm bodily fluids of neighbourhood peasant girls, listening to The Carpenters, sleeping a lot during the day and watching my favorite movie - Digby: The Biggest Dog in the World.

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Reviews by maxshreck (last 20)

Review Community Rating Total Readings

Category: Movie DVD
Over-rated
Reviewed: The Royal Tenenbaums (DVD)
Rating:

Very useful

30
Created: 20/03/02
Last Updated: 20/03/02

Is it over yet ?
Reviewed: The Mummy Returns (DVD)
Rating:

Very useful

13
Created: 13/06/01
Last Updated: 13/06/01

Well hello Clarice...
Reviewed: Hannibal (DVD)
Rating:

Very useful

34
Created: 17/02/01
Last Updated: 07/03/01

Crown He casts no Shadow...
Reviewed: Shadow Of The Vampire (DVD)
Rating:

Useful

27
Created: 12/02/01
Last Updated: 07/03/01

Inexcusably dire
Reviewed: Lost Souls (DVD)
Rating:

Very useful

10
Created: 30/01/01
Last Updated: 07/03/01

Crown "I'll only slow you down..."
Reviewed: Red Planet (DVD)
Rating:

Very useful

49
Created: 05/12/00
Last Updated: 23/07/01

The chimpanzee was smarter than they were
Reviewed: Space Cowboys (DVD)
Rating:

Very useful

6
Created: 14/09/00
Last Updated: 07/03/01

membrane integrity improving !
Reviewed: Deep Blue Sea (DVD)
Rating:

Useful

1
Created: 11/07/00
Last Updated: 07/03/01

Josssssshhh ! Is that you , Josh ?
Reviewed: The Blair Witch Project (DVD)
Rating:

 

1
Created: 07/07/00
Last Updated: 07/03/01

Category: Bank
Absolute tossers.
Reviewed: Lloyds TSB
Rating:

Very useful

108
Created: 13/07/01
Last Updated: 18/07/01

Category: Discussion
Did Portillo suck on a large one ?
Reviewed: Should cannabis be legalised?
Rating:

Very useful

45
Created: 25/06/01
Last Updated: 26/06/01

No catching them now
Reviewed: Manchester United F.C.
Rating:

Somewhat useful

4
Created: 06/02/01
Last Updated: 07/03/01

Black & White Yoyo
Reviewed: Newcastle United F.C.
Rating:

Somewhat useful

12
Created: 01/02/01
Last Updated: 12/04/01

Trouser threatening
Reviewed: Bungee Jumping
Rating:

Very useful

25
Created: 13/07/00
Last Updated: 07/03/01

Most improved player....
Reviewed: Emile Heskey
Rating:

 

2
Created: 23/06/00
Last Updated: 07/03/01

Category: Restaurant / Cafe National
Since when does a cup of hot milk cost the same as a pint of ...
Reviewed: Starbucks
Rating:

Somewhat useful

98
Created: 10/04/01
Last Updated: 06/07/01

Category: Archive Movies
Essential viewing
Reviewed: World
Rating:

Very useful

44
Created: 26/02/01
Last Updated: 07/03/01

My 10 most loathsome movies
Reviewed: Worst
Rating:

Useful

9
Created: 25/07/00
Last Updated: 07/03/01

Category: Club National
Thinkin' of a master plan....
Reviewed: Breaking Bread @ The Plug (London)
Rating:

Useful

64
Created: 19/02/01
Last Updated: 07/03/01

Category: Internet Site
Ihavegivenup
Reviewed: ihavemoved.com
Rating:

 

87
Created: 06/02/01
Last Updated: 07/03/01

user guide to big bro site - it's easy
Reviewed: bigbrother.terra.com
Rating:

 

6
Created: 15/08/00
Last Updated: 07/03/01

Category: Archive TV
Die, NTL, die.......
Reviewed: NTL
Rating:

 

25
Created: 11/01/01
Last Updated: 07/03/01

Category: Pet / Animal
Great companions
Reviewed: Rhodesian Ridgebacks
Rating:

Very useful

246
Created: 21/12/00
Last Updated: 07/03/01

Category: TV Programme
The creature is driven by rage and pursued by an investigati ...
Reviewed: Incredible Hulk, The
Rating:

Very useful

59
Created: 26/09/00
Last Updated: 07/03/01

That's just a little bit more than the law will allow... ...
Reviewed: Dukes Of Hazzard, The
Rating:

 

58
Created: 01/09/00
Last Updated: 07/03/01

I'm the daddy now......
Reviewed: Nicholas
Rating:

 

1
Created: 28/07/00
Last Updated: 07/03/01

Could do better....
Reviewed: Andrew
Rating:

 

1
Created: 21/07/00
Last Updated: 07/03/01

Category: TV Channel
Skank me, why don't you ?
Reviewed: TV Licence
Rating:

 

8
Created: 12/07/00
Last Updated: 07/03/01

Category: Magazine / Newspaper
Yet another inane waste of space
Reviewed: Later
Rating:

Very useful

31
Created: 21/06/00
Last Updated: 13/06/01

Category: Archive General
Wibble wobble wibble wobble jelly on a plate
Reviewed: England v Romania (20 June 19:45 BST)
Rating:

Very useful

5
Created: 21/06/00
Last Updated: 07/03/01

 
maxshreck
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Member Statistics
 
dooyoo member since 25/05/00
 
Premium Reviews 48
Express Reviews 0
Comments Written 99
Reviews Rated 5
Crowns 2
 
Community Ratings 107
Very useful 71
Useful 26
Somewhat useful 7
Not useful 3
 
Member Details
 

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self-employed/own company

Industry:
banking/finance/real estate


 
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