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Category: Music Album
Reviewed: Marbles - Marillion
Marbellous - Advantages: Memorable melodies, Sumptuous musicianship, Classy production - Disadvantages: The best track (Ocean Cloud) is only available on the double album on sale at marillion.com
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27/09/04
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Category: Discussion
Reviewed: Control of Time
Sorry, I don't have time for this... - Advantages: Being able to do six impossible things before breakfast. - Disadvantages: You run and you run to catch up with the sun, but it's sinking...
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01/04/02
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Reviewed: Conspiracy Theories
RUN! Get out of there - they're coming for you! - Advantages: Find out what's REALLY going on. - Disadvantages: They're all out to get you.
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01/04/02
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Reviewed: Money
It's a gas, but keep your hands off of my stack. - Advantages: It'll buy you a diamond ring my friend... - Disadvantages: ...but money can't buy me love
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01/04/02
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Reviewed: Life after Death
When you're dead, you're dead, that's what death means: the end of life. Doh! - Advantages: None - it's a delusion. When you're dead, you're dead, get used to it. - Disadvantages: Being worm food.
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01/04/02
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Reviewed: The Euro
£0=€0 so I don't care. - Advantages: People that go to Europe won't have the incovenience of changing currency (like the rest of us care!) - Disadvantages: I hate the protection racket argument (join or your business will suffer!), and the changeover will be chaos.
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01/04/02
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Reviewed: Litter and Littering
Lazy bastards. - Advantages: An easy way of identifying selfish, idle, anti-social people who have been badly brought up. - Disadvantages: We all have to live with their rubbish.
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01/04/02
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Reviewed: Feedback and General Suggestions for dooyoo
The dooyoo users should be given the chance to prevent the site being abused outside office hours. - Advantages: Community spirit - Disadvantages: Site not policed outside office hours leaving it open to abuse.
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01/07/01
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Category: Printed Book
Reviewed: Steppin' on a Rainbow - Kinky Friedman
The cat, of course, said nothing. - Advantages: A funny book full of wisecracks - Disadvantages: Very small print,, and you really don't want to know what he likes to do to Beanie babies...
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01/04/02
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Category: TV Programme
Reviewed: Big Breakfast, The
Like Channel 4 are ever going to get good ratings at 7am! - Advantages: Tongue-in-cheek humour. - Disadvantages: Presented by minor celebrities.
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01/04/02
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Reviewed: Friends
Q: When is a sit-com not a sit-com? A: When it's not funny. - Advantages: I suppose airheads need something to entertain them. - Disadvantages: Not funny.
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01/04/02
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