scallmorpheedy's Profile

Category: Skin Care
Smear this on your hairy bits
Reviewed: The Body Shop Shaving Cream
Rating:

Very useful

137
Created: 15/11/07
Last Updated: 15/11/07

The consequences of drained optics
Reviewed: How Late It Was, How Late - James Kelman
Rating:

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454
Created: 28/05/03
Last Updated: 28/05/03

La vie contents spill on the beach
Reviewed: Penguin Book of the Beach
Rating:

Very useful

355
Created: 08/08/02
Last Updated: 08/08/02

My other body parts don't smell oniony.
Reviewed: Perfume - Patrick Suskind
Rating:

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Created: 22/01/02
Last Updated: 22/01/02

So you want me to be eyelids and scrotum wrapped in pastry d ...
Reviewed: Under the Skin - Michel Faber
Rating:

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640
Created: 14/01/02
Last Updated: 23/01/02

GCSE 1 : 2 SELF
Reviewed: Will Self in general
Rating:

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72
Created: 08/01/02
Last Updated: 08/01/02

Come back Mrs. Jones, all is forgiven
Reviewed: Remembrance of Things Past - Marcel Proust
Rating:

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254
Created: 30/12/01
Last Updated: 30/12/01

I'd let Saramago babysit
Reviewed: Jose Saramago in general
Rating:

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207
Created: 22/12/01
Last Updated: 22/12/01

Three fingers one thumb a pain in the bum.
Reviewed: The Waterside Palace
Rating:

Very useful

1319
Created: 09/03/02
Last Updated: 09/03/02

Hand-reared, home-grown, corn-fed, pan-fried chillin.
Reviewed: Sidney's Restaurant
Rating:

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289
Created: 09/01/02
Last Updated: 09/01/02

Evenings on the sofa with Des and Ken Hom.
Reviewed: Barn Again Bistro
Rating:

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507
Created: 29/12/01
Last Updated: 29/12/01

rue not a loss
Reviewed: Murray Street - Sonic Youth
Rating:

Very useful

72
Created: 05/07/03
Last Updated: 11/07/03

Autoasphyxiation for all the family
Reviewed: See This Through And Leave - Cooper Temple Clause
Rating:

Very useful

211
Created: 13/03/02
Last Updated: 13/03/02

putting the runt in frontman
Reviewed: Your New Favourite Band - The Hives
Rating:

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115
Created: 29/01/02
Last Updated: 29/01/02

Unfortunately it survived the crash.
Reviewed: Facts Of Life - Black Box Recorder
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67
Created: 11/01/02
Last Updated: 12/01/02

Voulez vous. . . . ..
Reviewed: Moon Safari - Air
Rating:

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35
Created: 06/01/02
Last Updated: 06/01/02

Nice aint no country I ever heard of.
Reviewed: Food and Drink
Rating:

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75
Created: 10/01/02
Last Updated: 10/01/02

best served lightly Cezanned.
Reviewed: Laing Art Gallery
Rating:

Very useful

201
Created: 06/01/02
Last Updated: 06/01/02