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    • Martyrs (DVD) / DVD / 30 Readings / 28 Ratings
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      07.06.2011 16:47
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      excellent horror

      This is a french film released in 2008. I actually watched the film in french and it came up in subtitles. I usually can not do this as it distracts me but the film was so engrossing I did not turn it off.
      The film is under the horror genre in my opinion I would say it is more of a torture film. The film is so degrading and gorry and some sick scenes in it. The sickening scenes are so realistic. I loved this film it was belivable. The only thing I would say is the ending was not great but it was not terrible either. I would say anyone who likes a good or terror or torture film that is realistic watch this one. It is slow starting and you need to follow the film but it is a film were you dont want to miss a bit of it. I was glued to the sofa from start to finish.

      Then i wll give you a breif on the storyline as I do not like to give away plots or the full storylines. A child that has been tortured and abused as a child leads her to escaping and breaking free. Then her and her friend start to plot a revenge and it leads them on a journey with mighty twists sickening scenes and pure blood and heavy duty torture scenes. This film for me is a four out of five the only marking down was the ending could have been better. The best horror I have seen in a while. Highly recomended.

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    • Just Dance (Wii) / Nintendo Wii Game / 38 Readings / 34 Ratings
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      15.03.2011 16:26
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      Fun night in

      Just dance is a game for the nintendo wii console. I bought it a few months back for around twentyfive pound. I seen it advertised and it looked good. To be honest it is alright. I have not played it much. I find the moves to hard some songs I can get the hang off but I just got bored to easily.

      I do enjoy putting it on when I have a few off my friends around and wee have a glass of wine or too. It is good fun watching everyone making a fool of themseleves trying to learn and copy the dancers on the screen. Every move you make it marks you on how well you executed the move. I bought it also to try and keep me active and fit as dancing is a good way to burn calories. As you are using all your body. This is good for the first couple of times. I got bored with the songs and just bought a keep fit dvd and I would use the wii fit more.

      It is a good laugh for people coming round for a wee night in and you do get a few laughs. I always capture the moments like a sly fox with my mobile and show it to my friends the next day when they are sober and there mind is clear so good fun looking back on that. I have enjoyed this game but my disadvantage is you can not play it all the time too tiring and who wants to dance to the same songs all day be honest.

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      • Run, Fat Boy, Run (DVD) / DVD / 33 Readings / 27 Ratings
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        28.02.2011 18:10

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        A romantic comedy

        Simon pegg in this is just brillant he plays the roll perfectly he is a legend in my eyes. I thought when it came on tv last month lets give it a go as I was tired and was just heading off to bed and this started I watched the first five minutes and I was in a trance a trance of intrest and laughter.

        It is a comedy slash romance. It is a good film if you are on a first date too as bit of romance towards the end and two guys fighting for love over the same woman one guy a high flyer the other guy a normal working class but two different personalities and heart.

        It is all based on a race which baffles me how you can laugh so much based on one topic but the charcters or actors should I say come into the film is just brillant and all play a part in the funniest film I have seen this year and for free to on tv. This is the first film I have seen with simon pegg in it and loved him so much I have now watched his other film hot fuzz.

        I would recomend this to anyone looking for a lot of laugh out loud moments.

        Pegg Your the man

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        28.02.2011 17:56
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        Worth reading

        This is a book in to my own opinion is a book that certainly lifts you and changes your mood and your way off thinking. It is based on the law of attraction. Which is whatever you think about you attract it. You give off a frequency by your though and it is recieved back to you. It is like a radio station or a television you tune into a frequency it sends a signal (i.e in this this case our brain is the transimitter giving off thought signal) the signal then is reflected back to the first point of call tv radio which gives you the picture or station (in our case our thoughts we give out we recieve back in our life). It is based on physics acording to this book and certain legends have used an known the secret for example is albert einstein.
        So basically if you are thinking about debt and trying to solve it you are attracting more debt. You can change all this by shifting you though to something that makes you happy think of abundance. If you think and feel that you have what you want you will get it. One of the philosphers states in the book if you think and feel what you want you will hold it in your hand.
        It is all about thought for example if you get up out off bed and hurt your toe on the edge of the bed you say or think this is going to be one of those days and what happens those thoughts attract to one of those days.
        The book to me is intresting I have been putting the book to the test you have to believe it I have seen a few changes in my life and I am not one for beleiving very easily. Since I have read the book I have been more positive and happy I am still trying to use it best to my ability it will certainly pick you up if you give it a read. It is great reading the book as it makes you realise what life is actually about time and grattitude and not the silly things we all do. Give it a read hard one to review but if you need more info check out the website just type in The secret to google it is the first one pops up. Check it out

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        • Thomas Cook / Travel Agent / 22 Readings / 19 Ratings
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          31.01.2011 21:52
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          A great travel agent

          Well firstly Thomas cook is a travel agents for anyone who is not aware of this company. You do not need to be a globe trotter to know what Thomas cook does and who they are.

          I had booked my honeymoon with thomas cook last year and I am recently back from my honeymoon. So I just want to give my opinion on the whole experience. I am sure other peoples views are different some people have bad experiences on holiday others like myself was none to complain about. The checking in on the flights was time consumming but all flights and airlines are very time consuming. So The checking ion was fine and also the flights were great and smoothly and the staff were very nice and helpful. The pilot was also brillant and kept you informed on everything going on when aboard the flight. He was very assuring polite and helpful there and back. The flight was six hours and the airline had some great duty free offers on.

          We were booked into the barron palms hotel in eygpt recomended by a thomas cook when we went in to the nearset outlet. I have to say the hotel was five star and it was the best reccomendation we have ever had. The only thing I had a problem with was that we had asked for a pool view and thomas cook told us they would request it. So we arrived and as on honeymoon we got to our room and it was not as nice of a view it just faced the road. So we had went to recpetion and asked would they move us as we had asked for it when we booked. The staff said we could uprgrade us for and extra twenty us dollars per person a night. We refused to upgrade. So we seen our rep and she siad she will speak to them if they have them available they usually give them to you. I replied saying the have them available as the asked us do we want one for a charge. So the rep said she will look into it. That was on the first night I then seen her the next day and she still had not looked into it and she was asked again later that week and was told the same thing so we just gave up. That was the only complaint I have had with thomas cook. I would reccomend this travel agent.

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            29.11.2010 16:42
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            One to not to buy in a hurry

            Publisher: WB Games

            Platform: PlayStation 3

            Genre: Shooter

            Number of Players: 1

            Online Players: 16

            Online Enabled: Yes

            Modes
            Full Mission Single-Player, Online Deathmatch, Online Team Battle, Story, Training

            Online Features
            Content Download, Custom Match, Friends, Leaderboards, Online Multiplayer, Player Match, PS Network Compatible, Quick Match, Ranked Match, Trophies, Voice

            Console Link
            Ethernet Broadband

            Audio/Video
            HDTV 480p, HDTV 720p, In-Game Dolby Digital

            Memory
            54 MB

            Controllers
            Dualshock 3 Controller, Headset

            Fear 2 lleaves off from the first and original fear. When you just thought you had conquered fear there is another one waiting for you. The physic child from the supernatural centre from the first one is has turned the city of Auburn into madness. A special unit is employed to stop the physic child using advanced combat techniques, you'll battle supernatural forces. The thing about this game and the first one is the unerving story off this scary haired freak of a child. Although that is the only thing good thing about the game I did not really take to this game. It is basically a mindless shooting game no real challenge or thought or puzzles to solve. Also the only backstory information you receive is generally irrelevant to the objective, which is to survive and has no real point in my opinion. A good graphic game and a decent story to run with but a game that did not lure me in and get me addicted or even worth while to talk about. So i am writing a review just to warn people to stay away from this game. If you loved the first one you might take to this. Although I love shooters this one for me no thank you.

            Conatins Blood and Gore, Intense Violence, Partial Nudity, Sexual Themes, Strong Language

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              25.11.2010 17:05
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              a good fighting game

              Publisher: Electronic Arts

              Platform: PlayStation 3

              Genre: Fighting

              Number of Players: 2

              Online Players: 10

              Online Enabled: Yes

              Modes
              Career, Exhibition, Versus

              Online Features
              Gameplay Recording, Leaderboards, Online Multiplayer, PS Network Compatible, Quick Match, Trophies, Voice

              Audio/Video
              HDTV 480p, HDTV 720p, In-Game Dolby Digital

              Memory
              5 GB

              Controllers
              Dualshock 3 Controller, Headset, PlayStation Eye

              If you are into your fitness and like boxing or even karate or wrestling and also like playing games this game suits your needs as this game is mixed martial arts from grappling ground and pound boxing wrestling all martial arts combined great variety.

              Now the only thing is if you have played the previous game and the only flaw is the controls are very hard it takes time to get used to the buttons as it took me for a few hours to get the hang of it. I know can roll around the ring and also get into submission positions. I now love playing this game but it does take time to get used to it. The graphics are great and after a while I mean like a few months I just got bored with the game and I have not put it on again so I over endulged in this game and bored myself. Also there is new charcters and I love randy couture he is my favourite.

              I just loved this game and is now a decent price I loved the game at the start but now I just like it. I am like a pro with the punches and grappling and I know all the moves it is a good game for challenges and a bit frustrating at the start.

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              24.11.2010 17:40
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              A great game

              Publisher: Eidos

              Platform: PlayStation 3

              Genre: Action Adventure

              Number of Players: 1

              Online Enabled: Yes

              Modes
              Full Mission Single-Player, Story

              Online Features
              Content Download, PS Network Compatible, Trophies

              Audio/Video
              HDTV 720p

              Memory
              1200 MB

              Controllers
              Dualshock 3 Controller

              This game is a follow up from he first and Rico Rodrequiez has a new assignment. he has been sent to South East Asian islands of Panau. The game is a 400 square mile opened game allowing you to explore. The good thing about the game is it is random and has some great stunts you can pull off for example Leap out of planes and drop 10,000 feet. Jump off bridges and parachute onto moving vehicles. Tether your enemy to the wing of a plane and wave good-bye as he takes off this is just pure class and different. It has really good missions and I really enjoy playing the game different but exciting.

              This game for me is just full packed of action and random stunts it is bit like a james bond movie but really exciting. The thing that got me engrossed was in the first few minutes of the game you can grapple to a hovering helicopter; beat up the pilot and hijack the chopper; blow up a cluster of fuel tanks; put the chopper on a collision course with an enormous antenna; jump out at the last moment; and watch the resulting explosion as you parachute to the ground below and that is at the start of the game and this is just normal in the life of your charcter Rico. So if you like the sound of the stunts and you love action packed games from shooting to blowing things up and freedom to run amoke then this is the game for you. A nice wee price too twenty five pound on amazon.

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              24.11.2010 17:25
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              A excellent Game

              Publisher: Electronic Arts

              Platform: PlayStation 3

              Genre: Action Adventure

              Number of Players: 1

              Online Enabled: Yes

              Modes
              Full Mission Single-Player, Story

              Online Features
              Content Download, Trophies

              Audio/Video
              HDTV 1080p, In-Game Dolby Digital

              Memory
              4 GB
              This game is a world war 2 action saga dates back to 1940s when you play Irish mechanic Sean Devlin he vists paris looking to pick a fight. The nazis do not know what is about to come their way as the story of the game unfolds. The thing I love about the game is the action involved mainly blowing things up and having a chance to be the hero in the game helping the resistance from the nazis. It involves derailing trains exploding bombs and implode buildings fights and brawls it has every bit of action you can imagine oh and I forgot you can also shoot too. The game is so open as it is about an irish man flees his country he is a womanizer and he is just out for fun and the game is sexy too as it comes across some sexy charcters in the game for that time or era. I mean open as it goes from sean having a enemywho is an Aryan named Kurt Dierker who cheats his way to victory and provokes Sean to get even off of the race course which sean came over for racing. This escalades into life and death between them and then ensnares players in a blood oath to kill him and remove his Nazi brethren from the country. So it is on a grand scale.
              It is exciting as sean gets involved with different mobs from rebels too and british agents and even buys his weapons from the black market. These charcters have to be met so you can move on in the story so for me this game is exciting I never wanted to put the game down until completition awseome game.

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            • Heavy Rain (PS3) / Playstation 3 Game / 7 Readings / 7 Ratings
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              24.11.2010 17:02
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              A great game

              Modes
              Full Mission Single-Player, Story

              Online Features
              Content Download, PS Network Compatible, Trophies

              Audio/Video
              HDTV 480p, HDTV 720p, In-Game Dolby Digital

              Memory
              4 GB

              Controllers
              Dualshock 3 Controller, PlayStation Eye, PS Move Enabled
              Publisher: Sony Computer Entertainment

              Platform: PlayStation 3

              Genre: Action Adventure

              Number of Players: 1

              Online Enabled: Yes

              This game is more for its single player or story mode use. This game in my eyes is completley different and reminds me of like a type of resident evil game for the original playstation. It is like living a cinematic psychological thriller as you are in a search for a serial killer you have nintey six hours to catch the killer. The game evolves like a movie stepping into four different charchters shoes. Trying to unfold the murder mystery. The game is great trying to find the killer as little is known about the killer just for a piece of paper left in the hands of each of the victims. The only downfall is it is very slow to start off a couple of hours before it starts to pick up a bit like fall out for the ps3 very slow starting but pays off. Good things come to those who wait and that is true. The game contains Blood, Intense Violence, Nudity, Sexual Content, Strong Language, Use of Drugs. If you like games with a challenge this is one to buy.

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              24.11.2010 16:51
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              A ok game too much hype

              Publisher: Eidos

              Platform: PlayStation 3

              Genre: Shooter

              Number of Players: 2

              Online Players: 12

              Online Enabled: Yes

              Contains Blood, Drug Reference, Intense Violence, Partial Nudity, Strong Language

              Well I was not very impressed with buying this game and then it dropping in price a few months later, I guess it is because the game was too much hype. To be honest for me it was because the game is just to much running about and constantly shooting people it is a constant game which you just seem to always be running and shooting. Dog Days uses a gritty way of that makes the game look like it is being shot by personal camcorders or mobile camera devices also it is like film crews ducking for cover , it was meant to be sort of a method to make it more realistic but it actually looks bad. This time you are playing the game in shangai and also everyone in the underworld there wants kane and lynchs blood.

              I do not like the game I like the multiplayer it is broke down into three modes. The returning Fragile Alliance, and a pair of variations on the theme, Undercover Cop and Cops & Robbers. Fragile Alliance partners you with other players on a heist on a strict timetable. The part I love is you have to play online and you are in a heist you are doing the heist with other players and you have four minutes to get in and out with as much money or you die with the help of other online players. The good twist is that you can stitch up other players and steal there cut. Few good things online but the game itself was disapointing.

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              22.11.2010 18:04
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              a great game

              I recently bought this game in tescos for thirty five pound it was worrying at the start because I had watched a few trailers on you tube and it did not look as good as the previous call of duty games. I also knew aswell that it was not being made by the same developers it was treyarc this time and it was usally infinty ward so I was a bit worried.
              Although now knowing i had nothing to worry about as I have engaged in playing the game and I am now highly addictided. I first of all played the game mode story mode it is just amazing graphics and great story behind it too. Also there is a few other modes for example the amazing online multiplayer which makes the game such a sucess in my eyes. The other good mode is the zombies mode you start off in an area and zombies come from all angles and you have to shoot them but you only have so many bullets for each area. You can move onto another area once you raise so much money to unlock doors and you raise money by killing zombies. It is great fun and also your friend scan join in too great.
              The online is the best starting off from rank 1 and moving up the ranks trying to earn xp points to get up the ranks to prestige. Also challenging your friends to see who is the best and you can also compare your combat records. A great game and a must have if you are into computer games.

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              07.05.2010 00:29
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              GO jerry

              Jerry springer himself was a politician. He brought out a show recorded in the US but shown in different countries. It was a talk show were disfunctional or families with problems and people with hard living relationships came on the show to try and overcome the problem.

              This was a show that unreveiled all the secrets in these peoples lives that come on the show and it causes controversey and mayhem. It is fun to watch as some guests end up fighing with rage or anger some break down in tears others laugh a bit of mixed emotions depending on the topic and the damage done in the relationship etc. Although the studio audience dont help they sort of play with the quests and get reactions out of them sometimes with cheering and shouting stuff out loud at them.

              It is a good show it covers all topics from homophobiea to divorce cheating and inceist also pornograpy and racism all topics are talked about on the show that is what I like about it. A compleely mad version of jermy Kyle in my eyes although Americans really can make a show good even if its not but hats off jerry springer is a legend and this show of his rocks although few years old now but the show lives on.

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            • Eastenders / TV Programme / 21 Readings / 18 Ratings
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              04.05.2010 20:27
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              A good Soap

              This review is about eastenders for anyone that does not know what it is about. It is the longest running British Television soap opera. It is very popular and my weekdays would not be the same or exciting if eastenders was never produced.

              The first show was in 1985 it has been running longer than my life. It is ranked number one in the most watched thing in the UK.

              Eastenders is based in the east end of London in the fictional London Bourough of Walfrid. The series is all based on the residents around albert square and it is all about the lives and work lives of the people who live in walfrid and gives you an insight in everyones private life. It is a great wee soap and it is funny sometimes and also scary sometimes and also sad sometimes it is just unpredicatable and I just love it a lot of the soap is recorded in the famous Queen Victoria Public House. The charcters are class and they are all different from Gay to foriegn residents living in walfrid to postmen to bar men and my favourite is Hard man Phil Mitchell. It is shown on bbc one at half seven most weekdays and a repeat on sundays to catch up.

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              • The One Show / TV Programme / 14 Readings / 12 Ratings
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                04.05.2010 20:17
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                A good show

                The one show shown on BBC1 around dinner time. I think it is at seven o clock. It is presented by Christine Blakely and also Mattew alwright. It runs every week in the year except two years at christmas. It was first trailed a while back and was trialed for four weeks and it was branded like a typical magazine show.

                This is because it is so random with its contents. It just a show that covers whatever is in the papers or highly talked about that week sort of like a magazine with all the hot gossip. It also has some guests on the show too. It can be funny but just the odd time the presnters seem to come and go but Christine is like a part of the furniture there now. I quite like it sort of like a loose women show only twisted and argeted to everyone. It has had on some good guests like ricky gervais and rob brydon and peirs morgan jamie oliver and even Gordon Brown. The show is good as it is not just based on one topic in my eyes it is basically an alrounder and it is good to watch before eastenders.

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