Food Dance (Beep!) (Panasonic NNV672S)

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Product:	Panasonic NNV672S
Date:	10/02/04 (445 review reads)
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Advantages: Nice beeping sound, Heats food quickly, Many different settings

Disadvantages: None really

The microwave oven is one of the greatest inventions of the 20th century. 100 years ago, who would have ever imagined of a magical box that sends waves through the air and heats our food in just a matter of minutes or seconds. If this simply brilliant device existed back then, they would have called it witchcraft and burned you at the stake for using it. I am glad that is not the case today for I would not want to be burned at the stake.

My microwave at home is the Panasonic NNV672S, which I purchased for about £200 from Amazon a while ago. I tried to look it up now, but I could not find it on the web site. There seems to be a newer version on the site, the NNV673S, which seems quite similar.

This microwave has many, many glorious functions, but not many that I actually use all that much. There are six different power levels, an auto cook, turbo bake, defrost and child lock options. There is also a 1300W Quartz Grill. If you are like me, then you really only use the different power levels and defrost function because you are only concerned with a quick heat or reheat. I have no need for child lock since I have no children.

If something splatters in the microwave the food is quite easy to clean up. This always happens to me when I am heating up eggs or beans or coffee or burrito or really just about anything as I always seem to set it to too many minutes and the food explodes everywhere. The inner surface quickly becomes clean if you stick your head inside and lick the sides vigorously with your tongue as I do. I enjoy the taste of warm, splatter food inside the microwave. Or you can always use a moist paper towel if you do not have strong tongue muscles for licking the inside of the microwave.

The microwave itself is quite powerful, coming in at 900W! This baby can real
ly heat things up quickly. When I am reheating my curry or my Chinese take away from the night before, this gets things cooking in a hurry. This is good for me for I am quite impatient, particularly when it comes to food. When I am hungry I want to eat and I want to eat NOW!

Since I am so impatient when it comes to waiting for my food, I find that it is good to do a little dance while I wait. It helps to pass the time and it also, in my opinion, helps to cook the food and make it more tasty. The microwave figures prominently in my food dance. For you see, it not only cooks the food, but the beep of the microwave is an important part of my dance routine.

In order for the dance to be successful, I require a microwave whose beep is quick and loud and bright. It cannot be long and shrill and shriek. That simply will not do for my carefully choreographed food dance. You see, the beep is an integral part of the routine. It keeps the rhythm going and signals the change in the dance.

I am pleased to say that the beep of the Panasonic NNV672S is perfect for my dance. When I reheat my curry, I set the microwave on high power for 10 seconds, and then do the same again and again until I am up to two and a half minutes. After the last one I press start. The microwave begins to heat and I go into heat myself as my dance begins.

I start the dance by shaking my shoulders and then the microwave beeps. I lift up the front of my black t-shirt up over the top of my head so my belly is exposed and my face is covered. Then it beeps again and I start patting and rubbing my jolly belly. At the next beep I start to shake my buttocks and slap them with my hands like a rough riding cowboy. Another beep comes and I rip off my bra and vigorously push up and down on my ma
nly boobs with the palms of my hands. With the following beep I put my hands behind my head and start doing a series of quick pelvic thrusts in the direction of the microwave. Beep comes again and I flap my arms like a chicken and squawk about the room with my head bopping forward and back. The next beep and I do the “Running Man” with my arms and legs pumping as I run in place. Beep! And I am grabbing my crotch like Michael Jackson and yelling out, “I love my curry, my curry curry! Eeeeeee!” Yet another beep and I fall to the floor and do “The Worm” – writhing along the ground. The microwave emits another beep and I start disco dancing like John Travolta. With the following beep, I put my arms straight above my head and twirl about as a ballerina. Then at the next beep I crouch down and beginning hopping around the room like a frog and make loud “ribbiting” noises. When it beeps again, I stand up and march about the room like a wooden soldier, saluting the microwave in the process. At the next beep, which is the second to last, I get up close to the microwave on my counter and gyrate against it with my body. It is good to feel the warmth of the microwave against my body. At the final beep, I kiss my microwave and give it a good hug and thank it for giving me the pleasure of the dance and for heating my food for me.

With the beeping finished and my food ready, I open the microwave and remove my curry. It is so nice to have food piping hot in such a short span of time. And it is so nice to have a microwave with a pleasant beep to lead me in my food dance. If you need a microwave that will get your food hot and keep rhythm to your food dance, this is the ultimate microwave for you.

Thank you very much my friends for reading my review
and best wishes!

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